One day you are walking around in a town you've never been to before. The colors are all bright and everything is looking good. It is when you find a diner that you decide you are hungry so you enter and see what's on the menu. On it you see a menu item named the turkey ass which interests you. You decide to order it when the waiter comes and takes your order. Then you see her enter the diner. Fat tummt, black hair, red dress & beautiful face. You know you have to throw a shot at her. You walk up to her and she asks "HOW YOU DOIN'?" in which you reply saying "Hello kind mam- w-w-whats your Name?" She replies saying "RASPUTIA HOW BOUT YOU?" you say your name in which she replies "DAMN THAT'S ONE GREAT NAME!, HOW BOUT YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND DO SOME POWERTAPPING?" You agree to do so and leave the diner after you finish your turkey ass. You walk into her house which has a nice yellow-ish tone to it all. She walks you into her room. She introduces you to the house and where you can find things. Later on after she tours you around the house she starts the powertapping. She says "I'MMA SHOW YOU HOW A GIRL REALLY POWERTAPS" and you do many powertapping moves with Rasputia as you feel happy with yourself. However the fun stops when a man walks in concerned. He introduces himself as Norbit P. Rice, the husband of Rasputia. He starts yelling at Rasputia when you decide to put your clothes on and leave the room. This was possibly the best night of your life ever and you wish you can see Rasputia again someday.
