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one day caillou woke up and put on his los angeles crop top (even though he's from canada) and blue ripped jeans. he started to brush his shiny bald head, putting it into a ponytail. he then proceeded to put on his lashes and lip gloss. he ran downstairs where his mother was fixing bologna cereal for breakfast. he grabbed a bowl and sat at the table and started eating. his little sister rosie splashed some of her milk and cereal on him so he stabbed her with his spoon and the little hellspawn started crying. he rolled his eyes and went back upstairs to grab his gucci backpack. as he ran downstairs he said goodbye to his mother who was grabbing rosie's bowl and closed the door as she shouted "goodbye you bald mistake" back. he ran down the sidewalk to the bus stop and ignored his next door neighbor committing multiple crimes against humanity. the bus finally pulled up at the turn of the intersection and caillou got on. he found his best friend daddy pig and sat next to him. "hiiii bestieeee" caillou said waving his long blue acrylic nails in his best friend's face. "hi girlieeeee" daddy pig responded also waving his long acrylic nails. as they rode on the bus they ignored the loud gulp gulp gulps and shouts around them. finally, the bus pulled up to the front of the school.
part 2?
