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(Wanna know why Nathan was throwing around Dornan in the last chapter? Nathan's armor is Enchnated)

I'm currently playing Uno with Jerry (one of my fellow crusaders) on the sleeping body of Arch Dornan when Jerry has 2 cards before Uno while I have an entire hand of 23 cards

I place a 5 and he places a four he has one card left and I 22...

I get a red shine in ny eyes as I play my cards...

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Jerry stares deep into my eyes before he gets up and passes through the door to the wasteland.

Nathan: "Wait Jerry! Come back!"

Dornan: "Where the fuck am I?"

I turn around and notice Dornan is now awake... Fuck me

Dornan instantly takes a defensive stance while I try to speak to him.

Nathan: "Dornan listen man. The Enclave? The Oil Rig exploded! Most of the Enclave are gone!"

He fully stands up and towers over me and he speaks to me in a low voice

Dornan: "What did you say Private?"

Nathan: "Dornan, The Enclave? If I had to guess you're one of the last surviving members... I'm sorry."

Dornan quietly takes the rifle that was on the ground and points the gun at me.

Dornan: "I DO NOT NEED YOUR SYMPATHY SPY"

I punch the gun causing it to jump out of Dornans hands and break

Nathan: "Listen Dornan, I don't want to hurt you anymore than I have, I 'need' your help."

Dornan: "D-DAMN YOU SPY."

He punches me in my helmet causing my head to reel back.

Nathan: "Listen, If you don't stop this you're going to die. Either by me or those things outside."

He goes for another punch but I catch it, he reels his other fist back and throws it only for me to grab his wrist and flip him over with his back landing onto the ground.

Dornan: "I'LL KILL YOU IF IT'S THE FINAL THING I DO."

I punch him in the face causing the glass to crack.

We get ready to fight some more until the door is ripped open and a few barriers go with it.

Nathan: "Dornan!"

I take a plasma rifle from my inventory before giving it to him alongside some ammo.

Nathan: "Count your shots and don't shoot me."

I take the rest of the barriers off and instantly ghouls try to flood into the building.

Nathan: "ONE PUNCH TWO PUNCH THREE PUNCH FOUR HOW MANY GHOULS TILL WE CAN GET OUT THE DOOR?"

Dornan: "ONE SHOT TWO SHOT THREE SHOT FOUR. I'LL HAVE THE DEAD BODIES LINING THE FLOOR! HOORAH!"

I see a deathclaw trying to get into the building and it's throwing ghouls around left and right trying to get to us.

Nathan: "DEATHCLAW INCOMING!"

Suddenly the wall behind Dornan gets a chunk taken out of it and a deathclaw is standing there.

Nathan: "Dornan! Switch!"

He nods and switches to a plasma minigun? And starts to cover the door while I go to the Deathclaw and start punching it Raiden style

Deathclaw: "YOU CAN'T HURT ME NATHAN."

I continue punching him in the torso before I reel back for one final punch across its Jaw.

*Crack*

Oh look at that His jaw came off alongside the rest of his head, and his body falls over.

Nathan: "DORNAN! GET OVER HERE WE'RE LEAVING."

Dornan: "MUST.... EXTERMINATE THEM ALL!"

I grab him by his collar before I pull him out the Deathclaw made exit while he tries to escape from my grasp with me not giving sway. Eventually we get to an empty cave where I drop Dornan on the ground.

"Listen here and Listen well Dornan. I will NOT Hesitate to whoop your ass. You're no longer working with the Enclave because they are neigh extinct and EVERYONE in the wasteland hates you! Next, If we're gonna have some trust in eachother I hope it isn't made in combat situations. And finally! I want you to land a punch on me."

Dornan: "What?"

Nathan: "Land a punch on me."

He goes to punch me and I don't move he connects and the armor on his hands break appart.

Doenan: "GODDAMN MOTHER OF MARY FUCK!"

The recoil and shock made him fall on his ass.

Nathan: "And think... I wasn't the one punching you... Now."

I grab him by his forearm lifting him back onto his feet.

Nathan: "Would you like to work with me? I can gurantee we will take out the Enclave's second largest enemy. The Brotherhood of steel."

Dornan: "What?"

I start to fidget with the sword on my waist.

Nathan: "I mean well... I kind of want people to advance in technology... And although this will arm ghouls, it will also arm the "clean" populous allowing us to have a cleaner purification of the wasteland."

After a few minutes of thinking he eventually sticks his hand out towards me

Dornan: "I will follow you commander."

I grab her hand and shake it

Nathan: "For the betterment of the wasteland!"

Dornan: "Yeah!"

After a few moments he speaks

Dornan: "We're gonna have to come up with a better saying."

Me and him share a laugh as we make our way to the exit and leave to Liberate the wasteland from the Iron hand of the Brotherhood of steel.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 15, 2022 ⏰

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