The Perfect Marriage

PEEPAW X MALLEUS FANFIC!!!!!!!1

"peepaw..." - malleus said, while crying
"what is it, love??" - peepaw asked, holding him on his arms
"this is.... Kinda gay" - malleus said, sobbing
"don't worry baby girl.." - peepaw wiped his tear - "I'm gay anyways"

BEFORE THIS..........

Our main character, peepaw Apollo, was calmly walking on the road, with bag of groceries in his hands. Suddenly, his phone rings.
BABY BABY BABY OHHHH LIKE- "hello?" - peepaw answered the phone
"hey... it's me, malleus draconia." - malleus said in his calm and sexy tone

Peepaw gasped. He haven't heard from him in 5 years!!!!!!!!!!!! This old piece of shit almost dropped the bag of his own groceries

"how are you, babe???" - peepaw asked while giggling and twirling his hair
"I'm fine baby girl. I'm going to be in your town tomorrow btw" - malleus said
"OMG FR???? IMMA PREPARE MY HOUSE THEN" - peepaw yelled and hung up the phone, rushing to his house and- oh my fucking god he dropped his groceries.
"who cares BITCH BABE IS COMING HOME" - he said and left them on the street
":(" - groceries said

TIMESKIP WHEN PEEPAW FINISHED HIS MALEWIFING.........

"ah, home sweet home. NOW LEMME CALL MY BBG" - old ass man said, and then dialed malleus's number.

Trrrrrr
Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

He picked up

"hello again, sexy! How are you?" malleus asked
"BITCH I PREPARED MY HOUSE COME HERE NOW" - peepaw yelled while being absolutely happy af
"OMG REALLY? BRB" - malleus hung up and then after 10 secs he appeared in peepaws house
Peepaw was twirling his hair and posing like some fuckass popular girl from 2000's and Malleus found it hot. They started to make out on the sofa

"hey peepaw have you seen my- oh" - too bad that peepaw lived with the whole server, because they were all fucking homeless. Weezer just walked on them making out
"GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE" - peepaw threw his shoe at weezer and she ran away
"bitch?" - orange said
"NOT YOU TOO" - and he threw another shoe at orange. They dodged and ran away to weezer
"smh." - peepaw said and continued making out with malleus
"YOOOO GUYS I GOT IDIAS SSR!!!!!" - ellen yelled and also came in the room where malleus and peepaw were making out
"BROOOOO" -peepaw yelled

"BITCH GTFO OUT OF THIS HOUSE YALL R GROSS" - wren yelled and started to throw shoes at malleus and peepaw, making them leave this house
"im stealing your idia merch ellen" - weezer said and ran to ellens room
"NO YOURE NOT BITCH" -ellen ran after her
"holy shit" -orange said
"why am I doing here?.." -idia shroud ignihyde twisted wonderland said and jumped off the window. Glad he was on the first floor tho

NOW TO THIS MOMENT..........

"they made us leave our fucking house" - malleus cried while peepaw cried too
"need a ride?" - taxi dude said and malleus with peepaw agreed and sat in his car
They drove to diasomnia house and lived here

THE END<3