Random Nijisanji EN Shit

MORE RANDOM SHIT +Shoto (kinda ig)

ORIGINAL!! ↑ this idea wasn't and isn't mine.

(Finally edited)

Meanwhile

In

The

Nijisanji

Residential

Area.

(This is quite literally a parody of the video I linked)

💙: Ike
💜: Shu
♥️: Maria

💙"And then I was like, 'Uki, this is why they don't let you around horses anymore, you just don't stick carrots up their a-'"

💜"Ike! IKE!

Stop spamming voicemails to Nina-senpai, AND LISTEN TO ME ALREADY."

💙"This better be good. I'm blessing her with the gift of hearing my stories since this is the only way she'll get a piece of them anymore.

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💜"nobody cares.
Didn't you hear?"

💙"I make it a habit of not listening to things because that's a lot of work. a n d  k i n d  o f  a  d r a g.

What were we talking about again?"

💜"IKE!!

I swear I'll bury your leeks in the backyard if you dont stop being dumb and just LISTEN TO ME." (I couldn't think of anything else🕳️🚶)

💙"Being dumb is a part of who I am and not something I can control will alone. HOoOnEsTlY, a little offended you would ask me to change who I am.

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Also

If you were to bury them I would have unlimited leeks. Get some of that science edgeumakayshawn in your head. Ya nerd."

💜"I would bury them and lovingly grow them with my own hands just to watch your excitement grow just to burn them and see your eyes fill with despair."

💙"shu..?"

💜"yes Ike?"

💙"I am both concerned AND massively afraid of you."

💜"afraid of me enough to listen when I say your not gonna be the number 1 in a protection squad anymore?"

💙"SAY WHAT?!"

💜"I didn't believe it either when Selen told me about it. But then I heard about it from finana who overheard about it from Elira who heard about it from Nina!"

💙"that's a pretty reliable source if you ask m-"

💜"but then heard about it from Mysta but he swore up and down that it was Vox but vox is kinda hard to hear sometimes so they asked Reimu to translate but SHE didn't know either but then Shoto came in clutch with his dog ears"

💙"uh that's nice... I suppose... But what about that thing with-"

💜"I didn't even know Shotos ears worked like that!! I thought it was just a fashion statement.. It makes sense why he stared crying when Millie started hissing and bit his ear now...poor,poor shoto. May he rest in peace"