this is a fanfiction bout nikocado Avacado x shrek. this contains very gay negro things so beware. this fanfiction is very interesting and slayful so yeah ..
Hi, my name is Nikocado Avacado I am 69 years old, and for as long as I could remember I was always the odd one out. I used to be bullied back in school so I took a break... And during that break my mom got a very good job opportunity in another state so here I am now.... this is my new beginning :) OK long story short my mom got fired for being gay and sleeping with her boss's wife so now I work a part-time job as STRIPPER... now at school all the guys want me and I get confessions almost every day but there's only ONE boy on my mind that I want... There he is... Shrek .... he's the most handsome boy I've ever seen... he has AMAZING hair and great abs...
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A lot of girls want him some even fight for him. I mean can you blame them? just look at him. He's so dreamy... and I want him more than anything. But enough of him... now well move on to my ex... Bob the builder extremely hot, captain of the basketball team... I hate him for how he used me, manipulated me, and more I don't feel like talking about it... He was the one who confessed to me and I didn't want to be rude so I gave him a chance as we started going out a lot I started gaining feelings for him.. he was really caring, sweet and gentle I loved him. but he just threw me away like i was one of his used tissues. he left me for my ex-best friend... such a traitor...
My ex-best friend. Lil nas x. he also was a stripper with me we were inseparable. and we were even more inseparable when we found out our moms were best friends i didn't think anything of it so I didn't ask my mom. but one day I walked into my ex-boyfriends' room ad saw him kissing Lil nas... he said that Lil nas was better than me. better body, prettier, and much more he kept on going on until I had enough of it and slapped both of them and ran out with tears in my eyes.
Now here he was begging for me back of course I rejected him because I didn't want to get hurt again that's the reason I don't accept most people's confessions now...
Today it is now February 30 2022 I was walking to class when I bumped into someone I didn't get to see them since I was on the ground but they put their hand in front of me to help me up then hand was very muscular and hard I finally looked up of it was... Shrek?!?! I immediately got flushed Shrek goes "hey sorry for bumping into you... are you ok ? You're really red I can take you to the nurse?" he puts his hand on my forehead then I get even more flushed so I just ran away...
later that day I felt bad so I decided to go apologize to him so I built up all my courage and walked over to him. I finally got in front of him and looked up.. he said with a confused voice "oh hey! You're that weird kid that I bumped into earlier right? are you feeling better now" I built up more courage, cleared my throat, and started talking "I'm sorry for running away earlier I was... um in a hurry!" Shrek then says "it's ok! I completely understand" "well um I was wondering if youd like to hang out sometime??" nikocado said in a flustered voice
"oh, oh, oh are you asking me out" Shrek then smirks nikocado gets even more flustered, and says "maybe.." Shrek then smiles and says "of course" nikocado gets excited and jumps around. Shrek chuckles and thinks to himself "cute..." "when should we have it then?" Shrek then snaps back to reality and says "oh.. right! ... how about after school?" "ooouu I have a family business so I can't but I'm free on the weekend?" "of course" "Great!" nikocado says
"where should we meet?" Shrek says "hmmm.. how about that new cafe that just opened up??" "Sure," Shrek says "great! btw whats your number so i can call you to tell you when I'm omw ??" nikocado says "oh right it is (xxx) xxx-xxx-xxxx" shreks says giving out his phone number "thanks! cya on the weekend" "cya" they both smile at each other
