ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦!! 【Tamaki x Extrovert! Male! Reader】

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟛: 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚

Yuu's P.O.V

"I need a drink, be right back." Maya said before leaving the room. I rolled my eyes.
Can he seriously not lose his temper or act like a total dumbass for a few fucking minutes?!

I impatiently tapped my nails against my arm to try to ease my oncoming headache.

Since day one I regret making Y/n download that wretched app. This wasn't the goal at all.
No man ever gets matches on that app from what I saw on the internet, so me and Maya made a plan to get him the app to make him realize how lonely he'd actually be without us. Apparently, he's the only ever motherfucker in the universe to get a good match.

I mean how?! His match isn't bad looking, lives in the area, is not some kind of Discord mod type of person and is apparently fun to be around.

How disgusting.

I shifted my focus to my phone since Maya is probably gonna take his sweet time.

I checked Mirio's and Nejire's Instagram accounts and looked through their list of following. Whenever I'd find an account they both follow, I looked deeper into it but was met with just random people most of the time.

But there was this one account. It was set private and their username had the word "Suneater" in it. They didn't have even a hundred followers and their profile picture was a group photo of the Big Three.

I gritted my teeth.
"Fucking smartass.." I mumbled to myself, knowing damn well if I follow it he will deny my request.
Oh well I'll have to think of something later.

Suddenly, the door to the room opened and closed just as fast. Of course it was Maya, but it doesn't seem like the alcohol helped his fragile masculinity.

He plopped down onto his bed with a grunt and began to down what's left of the beverage.

"The fuck is your problem." I sent him a sour expression. The fuck happened. All he did was go downstairs and get a drink.

He pulled the bottle from his lips and glanced at me as if it was almost a chore. "My problem? The fuck is my brother's problem?! Telling me how we're making Y/n afraid of us." He clicked his tongue. "Never heard anything so dumb in my entire life."

I felt something spark in my brain. Scared? Of us?

"Now isn't that wonderful." A smile spread across my face and Maya just looked at me as if I've gone insane.

"The fuck are you talking about.." he sounded tired yet curious.

I put my phone down, looking Maya right in his eyes. "C'mon, i can't be the only one who finds the image of Y/n shaking in fear pretty cute." I made my point.
"What if we do actually make him scared of us? Doesn't that sound exciting to you? Doesn't it make your heart race when you think about traumatizing him so you're on his mind for the rest of his life?"

Maya's eyes widened. He looked me up and down before briefly dissociating and then blushing. "Be on his mind for the rest of his life..?"
Of course that's the only thing that caught his attention..

I nodded with a hum, "mm-hm. Make him remember and think about you. It doesn't matter in what light he remembers you, all that matters is that he just does."

His eyes sparked and his hands softly shook as his face we entirely red. He covered his face with his hands. "He'd think about me so so often." His voice shook like the creep he is.

At this point I was getting impatient and sick of his mindless mumbling. I rolled my eyes, "so are you in or what." I said a little bitterly.

He detached his palms from his face, the blush now gone and replaced with a worried expression. "Are ya sure it's a good idea? I mean, there are a lotta other ways to make him ours.." I that he was tempted to say mine instead of ours since there was a small break before he said the word.

I scoffed. "Do you see how he's acting towards us right now? All we've been is nice to him and been trying to be the bestest friends he could ever ask for." I explained.

That made Maya think for a second, and then he felt the same brain zap as I did. The realization.

My lips went into a smirk. "Seems like you finally get it huh. Being nice isn't the way to go with, oh no. You have to corner him so that you're the only choice he has."

He nodded, first slowly but kept getting more vigorous. "I get it now... I get it now! How could I've been so fucking blind."
Aaand he's losing his mind again...
"But how are we supposed to do that?" He seemed to get back to his senses pretty quickly.

I thought for a second, looking at nothing in particular I'm front of me. "Hmm, we have to make a plan. A good plan that won't get us arrested."

We sat in silence for a few seconds, thinking about something.

Maya suddenly perked up and didn't wait to share his idea. "What if we just come to his house without permission ever so often? And when he asks us to leave we just deny and stay maybe for overnight... And maybe watch him sleep.." he whispered the last part but I still heard it. Yuck, unlucky bastard Y/n to have someone like him simp over him...

I shook my head with a scoff. "That's breaking in and entering, Maya, that's a crime." I said as if I was talking to a child. "I said that we need a a good plan that won't get us arrested. Crimes is the reason a person gets ar-"

Maya cut me off before i said anything more. "OKAY OKAY I GET IT, IM NOT DUMB! Well if you have any better ideas, spill 'em." He crossed his arms with an eye roll.

I went silent before my genius showed.
"Okay, first we have to get a right timing, so some time when Amajiki is away. Second, my plan is t exactly legal but if all three of us keep our mouth shut no one will be none the wiser. And as i know Y/n, he wouldn't be able to talk about shit like this freely."

Maya raised an eyebrow. "Well then? Speak up i don't have forever."

I chuckled, "oh trust me, you'll love this. After I tell you what it's about, you will want to execute it as soon as possible."