Chapter 1- we run we run and we run

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I wake up and be like oh ma god where is my griaffeaphant, I jumped out of bed, put the baseball bat that I sleep with back behind the door and run, I run to Larni's house and be like have you seen my griaffeaphant and she be like what's a griaffeaphant and I be like a giraffe cross with an elephant it's a griaffeaphant. 


We run, we run all the way to Canada where buck lives and we be like hey buck have you seen a giraffeaphant around and he be like no have you seen my zebracorn and we be like what's a zebracorn and he be like a zebracorn is a zebra cross with a leprechaun.


We run we run we run and we run until finally we got to Mary's house and we be like Mary, have you seen a giraffeaphant or a zebracorn and Mary be like no have you seen a hippatige and we be like what's a hippatige and she be like its a hippopotamus cross with a tiger. 


We run we run we run and we run until we get to Sally's house and we be like hey Sally, have you seen a giraffeaphant, zebracorn or a hippatige and she be like no have you seen a pugird and we be like what a pugird and she be like a pug cross with a bird. 


We run we run and we run until be get to Alberts house and we be like hey Albert, have you seen a giraffeaphant, zebracorn, hippatige or a pugird and he be like no, have you seen a snig and we be like what's a snig and he be like a snake cross with a pig.


We run we run we run we run and we run until we get to Max's house and we be like max have you seen a giraffeaphant, zebracorn, hippatige, pugird or a snig and he be like no have you seen a caterorse and we like and we be like what's a caterorse and he be like its a cat cross with a horse. 


We run we run and we run until we get to barts house

And we be like hey Bart have you seen a giraffeaphant, zebracorn, hippatige, pugird,snig or a caterorse and he be like no have you seen a lizzalion and we be like what's a lizzalion and he be like its a lizard cross with a lion.


We run we run and we run until we reach Samantha's house and we be like hey Samantha have you seen a giraffeaphant, zebracorn, hippatige, pugird, snig, caterorse or a lizzalion and she be like no have you seen a flamear and we be like what's a flamear and she be like its a flamingo cross with a bear. 


We ran we ran we ran we ran and then we ran and ran until we all twisted our ankles at the same time and fell down a well.


The End


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⏰ Last updated: May 03, 2015 ⏰

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