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Toby is homosexual
Gay
But apparently, they were homoflexible
Breaking bitches hearts
Like they broke the TOS's rules

"That bitch likes em young" they'd say
Nah, their standards a tripping hazard in hell
Now they're all fucking alone, awh they're christian?
Awh, isn't that so fucking swell.

They like pancakes? Must be from how fucking flat they are, back to front.
Used to be loved, but now all they are is a despised, horny fucking cunt
You like sweaters, do you? How about you bust a fucking nut,
Inside that warm embrace of clothing
Cause you aint got nobody else that'd make the cut

How about your resume?
 Holy shit, 5 people at once?
Your bitches list is looking like your criminal records


You make the server, the people, everyone here
Look like a fucking joke
I hope you suck a fat cock
Get abandoned
And fucking choke.

"Oh, praise the lord and saviour"
Got your praying hands clasped tighter than the children's asses you used to poke
You're hypocritical, greedy, violent and demented
An absolute fucking shithead, manipulative and aggressive
Your comebacks come out of the same shithole your mother fished you out of
You're socially-retarded, clueless, yet you still run your mouth off

"You're not that popular"
Hell, that aged like fine wine.
You're popular for all the wrong things
How'd you like to yelp, cry and whine

And, I know you're an attention-craving freak
And your ways of hiding that are way too fucking bleak
You hide it like you hide how fucking suppressive and controlling you've been, by the years

Now, I hope you're fucking happy, living life how you want it to be
But all I can do is fucking hope your illegitimate, fundamentalist ass aint never free
Free for speech, free from sin, everything you sputter out is fucking mental
And free from the guilt of what you did, you know it too, don'cha?

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