EPISODE 01
??? : Principal.
???: Nee Peru?
Me: Arjun... Mallikarjun
???: Yekadnunchi??
Me: ikadnunchi ( silent smile )
???: Nenu stand up comedy petle.
Me: Mee mohaniki set kaadu le ( inner feeling )
???: Ufff ive thagichkonte manchindi... Pharmd coarse chestunavv koncham serious avu
Me: sarey sarey Naa class yekada undo chebthe velthaa.
???: College lo
Me: naake puncha.!!!
???: 1st floor lo untundi poo
Me: sir meeru rara?
???: Nee pakana vachi kuchunaaa?
Me: sarey naakem problem ledu... Naakeithey doubt ey meeru Ani subjects pass ayi principal avadam.
???: Naa karma.
1st floor lo bpharm class tharvatha pharmd class kuda jeragathunde... Naaki pharmd class yekadoo teludu...
Anduke konthamandi students nee follow chesaaa
Oka class lo entry aiyanuuu... Kani ye class o idea ledu.
Class lo entry avgaaney direct last bench ki poyi kuchontiii yevdo laavu ga oka abai unde. Thana Peru rajuuu.
Me: hii
Raju: hii yekadnunchi
Me: ikadnunchi.
Raju: oh
Me: nuvvu?
Raju: akadnunchi
Me: oh
Suddenly oka teacher vacharu..
Everyone: good morning ma'am
Me: oh ee culture inka nadusthundaa..
Teacher: welcome to the 1st bpharm class
Me: ahhh? Bpharm ah? Bro naki teludu..
Raju: na moham chusaka kuda idi pharmd class anukunava.
Me: oh sorry idea raledu.
Me: excuse me ma'am... I'm pharmd student.
Teacher: ohhh then shut the fuck up and leave the class... Disturbing my precious time...
Me: abooo iyama aipokotindi half syllabus.
Raju: ma'am oka doubt???
I looked at him in shock.
Me: inka names ey discuss cheyledu apude doubtaaa?
Teacher: yess my child
Raju: ma'am meeru shut the fuck up anaru kada adi thapu actually shut the mouth.. bcoz we can't shut the fuck... Logic
I looked at him in shock again...
Teacher: both of you get out..
Raju: ma'am naaa batting ey raledu apude out ani yela declare chestaru..
I looked at him in shock again
Me: yevara veedu punchlu paina punchlu yesthunaduuu
Teacher: you bastards leave...
Raju: ma'am last doubt...
Teacher: ask ( in angry)
Raju: it's not bastard it's mastard ( hehe )
I looked at him in shock again
Me: oh myyy..
Teacher: leaveeeeeeeeeeeee
We both came outside laughing...
Me: sarey ra nenu na class ki potha.. neetho tharvatha meet avtha..
Raju: sarey( laughs)
Direct ga pharmd class ki velthiii...
Already class jeruguthundeee..
Me: may i get in ma'am?
Teacher : what's the time now?
Me: paina clock undi akada chuskondi
Teacher: urghhhh sarey yenduku late.
Me: adi ma'am vachethapudu... Idli parcel cheskoni vasthuntiii kaani daantlo sambar undle so venaka poyi sambar thiskoni vachey thalke late aiyindi.
Teacher: urghhh get in
4 boys 3 girls uninde... Entry ainapuduu
Direct ga poyi oka abai degara kuchunaa normal height hairs curly undee normal body weight.
Me: hiii
X: hiii
Me: yenduku e coarse thiskunaav
X: thindi yekava aiyindi naaku anduke thiskunaa.
Me: gokeki yevaru undleda?
X : (oka look isthadu)
Teacher: listen students.... This is the first class of pharmd. Announce your names...
Me: Mallikarjun
X : Suresh
Front lo unodu: Arya
Vani pakanna: Vikram
