!!! EVERYTHING SAID IS SATIRE !!!
Luca Kaneshiro!
"Listen, all I hear is 'pOoOg' EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY. i-
I just-..
I can't handle it anymore.
I'm gonna lose my shit if he says that one more time in front of me."
-You hate him, he loves ya-
-He might be annoying but you can't deny the fact that you love him and will do anything to protect him even if you're younger than him
Shu Yamino!
"Please just get him away from me.
I can't handle his stupid sorcerer jokes!
I'm gonna scream if he says them one more time"
-you genuinely can't stand him
-he probably doesn't like to interact w/ you at all because of y'all hating each other.
-you both equally hate each other
Ike Eveland!
"Hes cool.. ig..
I mean, it's not like I'm annoyed by him in any way, shape, or form. He's just mid."
-You probably interact with him only a bit
-You once accidentally airdropped (idk if that's the right word) this video on his TV and he immediately ran into your room and yelled at you ↓
I really love this video and decided to put it in here-
Mysta Rias!
"He's fucking amazing
We are the funniest sibling duo ever
No.1 sibling mf"
-Yall love each other
-will laugh at anything and everything with each other
Vox Akuma!
"Wait I thought I was dead because of Tokugawa/hj😥"
-yall don't even know each other exist..
Alban Knox!
"Bitch."
-Sibling rivalry
Sonny briskoo!
"Can I please kick him? Yes? Alr brb..."
-"yo"
"What"
"Heh... 420.."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUTTHEFUCKUP."
Yugo asuma!
"I said I was gonna help him with his dj shit...can I go now and do this interview later?"
"Fo sho
Fo sho"
"Thanks my dude."
"Np"
-best sibling relationship
-you will barge into his bedroom when his sleeping and start playing stuck in the abyss
(
"YUGOOOO"
"what the fuck.."
"IM STUCK IN THE ABYSS!!"
"Oh god not this again"
"LIKE A NEVER ENDING PISS!!"
"A NEVER ENDING WHAT?!")
Fulgur Ovid! (Best boi)
"I will pour water on him just to make him glitch."
"Y/n I don't think that's possible-"
"WELL ITS GONNA HAVE TO BE SOMEHOW."
"NO WAIT Y/N-"
-No
-no
-and no
-you both hate each other
Uki Violeta
"I envy his eye colors."
"What"
"Okay that's all😌"
"🗿"
-yall NEVER and I mean this when I say NEVER interact with each other.
-you have only seen him once before he kinda
Disappeared
(Like my will to live😌)
Although you have seen him streaming before, you never really care to watch his streams
He wonders about you sometimes
He wonders mainly if you are okay
(Wait I actually wanna make a story of that now.. HOLD UP)
Kyo kaneko!
"I'd rather hang out with him than do anything else in life"
-I swear I feel like y'all would have the same relationship I do with my bro (there is little to no fighting what so ever)
Aster arcadia!
"TEASE HIM!
HE WILL BE THE NEW KAGAMINE LEN.
WE WILL MAKE HIM SING THE BANANA SONG
WE WILL MAKE HIM DANCE TO THE BANANA SONG.
WE WILL TORTURE HIM."
-Yall know that one re:zero sound effect?? That's y'all's relationship.
Ren Zotto!
"Wait I have a brother?"
-what🗿
YOU ARE READING
Random Nijisanji EN Shit
Humor"I- you smell.." "Noctyx debut song, stuck in the piss- I mean abyss" "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF" "Uh oh, sorcerer, spooky"
