A Dicksmas Present ~john!lock~

A/N: This is based on a comic involving Sherlock presenting John with something insteresting for "Dicksmas." I would have used it as my cover, but unfortunately I cannot find it. If anyone can, will you please alert me? It would make me very, very, happy.

This story was requested by @juliastylinson. 

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John jumped out of bed. It was Christmas morning, a day he had never been so excited for in many years. What was different about this time? Was he curious what Sherlock had gotten for him?

...Maybe.

John skipped into the living room, where he was surprised to find Sherlock lying at the foot of the tree. He laughed quietly, so as not to wake his flatmate, and knelt near him. 

How adorable Sherlock was when he was asleep! His ebony curls draped over his forehead in a way John knew Sherlock would never allow them to if he were awake. Also, all the pompous arrogance Sherlock carried around on his person was washed away and forgotten, leaving the younger man looking even younger and - dare John think it? - vulnerable. When Sherlock was asleep, John could see the silly child his flatmate really was. But then, he could when Sherlock was being sulky and ornery, too.

"Emjoying yourself?" chuckled a deep, silk-smooth voice. John rolled back on his haunches in surprise.

"Were you awake the entire time?" asked John, amazed that he hadn't noticed. Maybe he had been a little caught up in the other man's gorgeusness - ahem.

Sherlock didn't answer, only rolled over and stood up, John following suit. He followed Sherlock to the kitchen, where they breakfasted on Christmas pastries and each drank a cup of tea. When they had finished, Sherlock turned to John. "Presents?" Sherlock didn't have to say it twice.

The two flatmates sat crosslegged at the foot of the Christmas tree. As Sherlock fished his present to John from under it, the army doctor glanced at the present he had gotten for Sherlock. It was a jumper, matching one of John's. Couple jumpers. Not that John had planned it that way. He just felt that the certain jumper would look best on Sherlock. Not that he noticed what Sherlock looked like.

"Ooh, you got me a present! How nice," John said as the gift was passed to him, feigning surprise not to actually fool anyone, but just for the fun of it. 

"Open it," Sherlock commanded. Excited, but doing his best to hide it, John unwrapped the box and lifted the lid. His jaw dropped.

"It's a...dildo," John stated, holding up the... thing, not really grasping what he was grasping.

"Merry Dicksmas, John!" Sherlock cried, waving his arms in the air.

"Haha...Sherlock, I'm not...I'm not gay," he stammered. What the hell was this about? John had never thought of Sherlock as the kind of person who gave gag gifts. But then, he couldn't put it past him, either.

In response, however, Sherlock tackled John in a big bear hug, laying him on the floor and kneeling over him, arms on either side for support. Suddenly, his black curly head dipped down and John realized they were kissing. Strangely, it felt wonderful. It was as if he wanted to kiss Sherlock...

The kiss was warm and gentle at first, but then it became something much more... sexual. Sherlock's tongue had found its way into John's mouth, and roaming about in a extremely blush-worthy manner. John inadvertedly moaned against Sherlock's lips, and returned the passionate kiss. I refuse to go into further detail, I'm afraid I might overdose on johnlock. And die. Which would be a good way to die, now that I think about it.

Sherlock pulled away from the kiss and John immediately felt neglected. Sherlock grinned down at his flatmate and growled into his ear, "Now you are." John shivered at Sherlock's seductive baritone, and pulled his back down into another kiss. 

He had a feeling those couple jumpers would come in handy after all.

But maybe not the dildo - I mean, he did have something a million times as good straddling him right now.