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FEAR ME BITCHES, I WILL KEEP MAKING RANDOM BOOKS! *laughs evilly*

MePad: We call that a traumatic experience.

MePad, turning to MePhone4: Not a "bruh moment".

MePad, turning to MePhone3GS: Not "sadge".

MePad, turning to MePhone4S: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Istg this quote had my cry-laughing for a while bc it's so fucking funny😭💀

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Pin: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Firey: Pin, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Coiny?

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Pitchfork: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. 

Fireball, Chip Bag, Gold Nugget, and Filmy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Airy: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. 

Amelia/Scenty: No, well, actually, it is. 

Airy: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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X: How would you like your pancakes? 

Donut: Plain. 

Bracelety: With sprinkles! 

Naily: Chocolate chips. 

Gelatin: Potatoes.  

*Donut, Naily, and Bracelety look at Gelatin* 

Gelatin: What? They're good.

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Seven: *looks at X* 

Seven: Baby boy. Baby. 

Seven: *looks at Four*

Seven: Evil.

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Spray Paint: What is love? 

Mouse: An emotional minefield. 

Tophat: A neurochemical reaction. 

Sketchpad: Baby don't hurt me.

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Nickel: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference. 

Nickel: Anyways, you said Box is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Liam/Backpack: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. 

Bryce/Soda Bottle: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Tennis Ball: I wasn't that drunk. 

Golfball: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Tennis Ball: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Spray Paint: Who the fuck- 

Sketchpad: Language! 

Spray Paint: Whom the fuck-

Sketchpad: No.

Pure boi Sketchpad🥺💖

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Lightbulb: Painty is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!