Substitute Teacher

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(I DON'T OWN THE AUDIO! I ONLY OWN MY CHARACTERS)

Warning: There are curse words. If that makes you uncomfy, do not read this.

School Bell: *rings*

Bella: Alright, listen up, y'all! I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mrs. V. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me! 3=< Y'all feel me? =D

Ronnie: Mhm.

Bella: K! Let's take roll here... Keelse?

Kelsey: ...?

Bella: Where's Keelse at? No Keelse here?

Kelsey: -_- *raises hand* Ahem...

Bella: Yeah?

Kelsey: Uh... Do you mean Kelsey? ^^'

Bella: Okay... >=( So that's how it's gonna be...

Kelsey: O_O

Bella: Y'all wanna play...

Kelsey: ?

Bella: Okay then... I've got my eye on you, Keelse.

Kelsey: ...

Bella: *looks down at paper* Daymayan?

Damian: O_O

Bella: Where is Daymayan at?

Damian: ...

Bella: Does- No Daymayan here today?

Damian: -_- *raises hand*

Bella: Yes, sir?

Damian: My name's Damian... 🙄

Bella: Da- *throws clipboard on floor* Are you outta you God d*mn mind?! *imitates Damian* DaMiaN- 🙄

Damian: ... Wut?

Bella: DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, DAYMAYAN?!

Damian: No... -_-

Bella: CUZ WE COULD GO TO WAR! >=(

Damian: No- *_*

Bella: I'm for real. I'm for real!

Damian: -_-

Bella: So you better check yo' self!

Damian: O_O

Bella: *looks at clipboard* Stair?

Star: -_-

Bella: Is there a Stair?

Star: =_=

Bella: If one of y'all, says some silly a** name... This whole class is goin' feel. My. Wrath. >=( Now, Stair.

Star: You mean Star?

Bella: Son of a b*tch! *snaps clipboard in half and throws it on the floor*

Kids: O_O

Bella: You say your name right! Right now!

Star: Star?

Bella: Say it right.

Star: Star.

Bella: Correctly.

Star: Star.

Bella: Right.

Star: Star.

Bella: Right.

Star: ... Stair? -_-

Bella: That's better!

Star: Ugh!

Bella: Thank you! Now... *picks up paper* Eyezaya.

Isaiah: O_O

Bella: Where are you? Where is Eyezaya right now?

Isaiah: ...

Bella: No Eyezaya, huh?

Isaiah: ...

Bella: We'll, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Eyezaya!

Isaiah: Here! Aw man... -_-

Bella: >=( *flips paper and walks to Isaiah's desk* Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?

Isaiah: Huh?

Bella: I'm just- Y'know, I'm just asking you, I said it like- 4 times. So why didn't you say it the first time I said Eyezaya?

Isaiah: ... Because it's pronounced Isaiah...?

Bella: SON OF A B*TCH! *shoves everything off desk onto the floor*

Kids: O_O

Bella: YOU DONE MESSED UP, EYEZAYA! NOW TAKE YOUR A** ON DOWN TO EEMAY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW, AND TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!

Isaiah: ... Who...?

Bella: EEMAY! >=(

Isaiah: ... <=( Principal Emma...?

Bella: GET OUTTA MY GOD D*MN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR A**! INSUBORDINATE!

Isaiah: *runs out and slams the door*

Bella: And churlish...

Kids: O_O

Bella: *picks up paper* Nahtheign.

Nathan: *raises hand* Preezent!

Bella: =D THANK YOU! ^^

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 18, 2022 ⏰

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