(A/N) read first hehe

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please read before continuing!!


hi whores (author 1 here hehe)

just letting you bitches know that this story started with a weak ass plot since it began as a joke (and kind of still is). which MEANSSs the first like four chapters are kinda not as good as the later ones.
SO if you find yourself bored and about to drop this story before hitting, like, chapter five, i suggest you skip to there. THEN it gets interesting and shit. especially start at chapter five dear god i love that chapter.
We also write the smut to be as gross and weird as possible. Have fun with that, too.

ONE MORE THING we're not very consistent with updates or writing. there are two authors writing this so it varies BUT HEY you get double the plot since there's double creativity behind it >:)

[] - Author 1 chapters (hi lol)
{} - Author 2 chapters
{] or [} - Collab of both authors

anyway enjoy the best you can and come back please i have a family

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