"Dont' worry." The ghost man dog sade. "I can help you get to em."
All the pups spoke taking turns...
Chase POV:
"HOLY PUPPERONI!" I shouted.
Marshall POV:
"HOLY PUPPERONI!" I shouted.
Zuma POV:
"HOLY PUPPERONI!" I shouted.
Everest POV:
"HOLY PUPPERONI!" I shouted.
POV POV:
HOLY PUPPERONI! All the pups were scream and shout and let it all out. The puppers were taught by rider these nuts to shake a person's anthropomorphic hand everytime they met. So dat'\s what the poops did.
Chaser stepped ip first. "My name's Chase and I enjoy eating yankee candles. Yankee dood!"
he shook the ghossssst's hund.
The good ol Marsh stepped up next. "I'm Marshal and sometimes I have homicidal thoughts. Bary
he also shook the gost hands.
Zuma was next. "my name is Zooma and I pissed my fucking trousers."
He shook.
Everest was last like always. "Hi, my name is Everest and I'm an alcoholic."
"Hi Everest," everyone else said. "And who are uyou?"
"My name is Ghoshall the Nils, but you may call me Ghoshall," the Ghoshall stated. "And...I want to help you all find your way out of my abode, ya."
"OMG are we trrespassing???????????????????" Evert giggled a but and turne dto ZUma. "Penis, are you biing this??"
"the only thing I'm buying is a baconator from Wendy's!" Zuma screamed in pain.
"I created Wendy's back when I was alive, ya," Ghoshall. "what have you done with your life, you frauds, ya?. If I were still alive, I would have done more with my life but now I'm dead and stuck in this hideous mansion, ya."
"The Ghishall, you know where Skylar and Rubble Bubble Toil and Trouble are??" Marshall said. "Also, are we related?"
"I sure know where trouble is..." Chase color schemed and nudged marsshall in a sexual way.
"CHASE KNOCK IT OFF!" Mountain shouted. The Everest one. "WE HAVE TO FIND OUR FURMILY!"
"They're probably smooching in the room full of alcohol," Zuma said and giggle.
"Actually, you are on the right track, ya," ghoshall gave an anthropomorphic thumbs up. "Except for the smooching, that is far too weird for a ghoshall like me, ya."
"I actually got something right for once in my nils stinking life!"
"I'm so proud of you, Penishead!" Everestflirt.edu
"If you all want me to aid you in your journey, you must pass three trials, ya. But without the help of your fartly neighborhood ghoshall, ya. it's a maryland thing, you wouldn't understand. Ya."
"Why trials?" Everest asked. "Why can't you just take us there? Why do you have to be extra?"
"Shut the fuck up, fucking husky bitch," ghoshall took out his ghlock and shot Everest in her anthropomorphic head.
Everest fell through the floor and was out of sight.
"Okay, what are the trials like?" Zumba asked the Ghoshall.
"The First Trial is Ruffin' Roulette, ya. The Second Trial is Truth or Get Shot in the Head, ya. The Third and final Trial is Confess or Get Shot in the Head, ya."
"Confess to...what?" Chase side eyed Ghoshall.
"Confess your romantic feelings to the one or ones you anthropomorphically love, ya."
The pups that were still alive stood and looked at one another. Zuma face was red. Marshall face was red. Chase face was red. Even Ghoshall was blushing for some reason.
Chuse spoek ip, "And this is the way to get back our anthropomorphic fwiends?"
"ya, ya," Ghoshall smiled without any teeth.
"What happens if we don;'t do the trials please don't shoot me, also are we related." Marshall said.
"You will get shot in the anthropomorphic head, ya."
Silence of the Lambs fell through the floor... Just like Everest...and Rocky...
"But where are Rubble Just For Kicks Now and Skylanders?" Zuma questioned.
"This mansion has an addict, ya. And an attic, ya. Your furiend was the addict to the alcy, ya."
"So they are in the attic, tut?" Marshall covered his anthropomorphic face with his anthropomorphic hand. "I said wha"
"Yes, ya."
"No way Josie!" Chase yelled. "That's a little bonkers. One could even say it's a bit nils-inducing!"
"Watch your fucking mouth, ya," Ghoshall beared no teeth.
"APOLOGIZE CHASE! I CAN'T LOSE YOU LIKE I LOST ROCKY!" marshall department store creamed.
Silence of the Lambs fell through the ceiling...
Addict's Note:
Hope u guys LOEV THis chappie! I worked on it while I was nursing my fish back to help, the one that dicxn't die of herpes of coures cuz that one sis dead. Sorry for my hatius I'm going back to elementrary school in a few days. IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY, YO!
But why did Marhsall say that? Are Ghsohall and Marshall related? What does Rocky have top d with anything? Where did Everest fall? Off a mountain or hill? Until we meat again...
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The Haunting of Ghoshall
AdventureAfter the death of one of their friends, the pups go on a mission to a gigantical haunted mansion. Little do they know is that the dead owner of the house is still inside... I DO NOT OWN THE PAW PATROL CHARACTERS OR THE BRAND THIS IS JUST FANFICTION
