Italy was very hungry. "I am so hungry." Italy said. Wait that's what I just said-stop taKING MY LINES ITALY!!! Anyway, he hadn't in a very long time because Austria, his new boss, did not ever make him pasta and he was forced to live off of disgusting (well, at least disgusting to him) food.
Italy didn't want to live like this anymore. Each day he went without pasta he got even more pissed off about it. So he decided to finally get Austria to make him pasta.
"heheheheheh" Italy laughed as he grabbed a knife. He crept into the room Austria was in, obviously the one with the piano. "Time to make Austria into Saustria." (A/N: GET IT. SAUSTRIA. CUZ SAUCE. *SLAPS KNEE AND LAUGHS THE PUNS ARE GR8)
He stealthily jumped onto the piano and yelled "PASTAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Austria screamed like a little girl who got her lollipop taken away.
Italy stabbed the knife into the piano.
"NOOOOOO MY BABY!!!!!!!!" Austria cried, hugging the now damaged piano. Hungary ran into the room with her frying pan to see if someone had hurt Austria but ended up just seeing him crying over the piano again.
"That's what you get WHEN I DONT GET PASTA!!!!"
Wow wtf was this omg. Saustria. SAUSTRIA. WTF ELLA *facepalms*
Anyway I'm probably gonna do something with HRE in this terrifying story and maybe a few other people but be prepared because a lot of these have Austria in them oops.
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The Lovely Story of Evil Chibitalia
FanfictionOK SO.. Lately I've been drawing these really weird ass hetalia drawings of Chibitalia ya know...if he was evil so I decided to write this story because why not. Warning; if you don't like crazy crap this story isn't for you. it's also most likely...
