On one cold night, Snoop Dogg the rapper walked into the biggest party of the year, there were celebs everywhere, Megan Thee Stallion, Lil nas x, and of course daddy pig. snoop was blown away by the outfit daddy pig was wearing. he dressd to impress and he got what he wanted. snoop was very intrigued with the tight thong wrapping around his large and very creamy... pig nuts. snoops nips were harder than diamond cutters when he saw daddy pig. snoop walked over to daddy pig and struck conversation.
"do you come to parties often" said snoop. "i havent seen you around" obviously showing interest.
"no i dont" said daddy pig. "maybe i should thought because i wanna see more of you" daddy pig flirts.
later, when everyones had a little to drink. snoop shows the way to a bedroom and they start getting freaky. they make out and race to undress the other before themselves. daddy pig throws himself onto snoop and reaches into the nightstand. he pulls out a large, hard, and girthy.... GLOCK?! and thats where everything went down like the fucking twin towers in 2001.
