Andrew chan was walking in a deep dark forest, fearful of what was lurking in it... Until he stumbled upon 3 paths he could choose from... First path had Bugatti traces on it The second path was full of very beautiful ladies... But his gay ass immediately frowned in disgust at the sight of women, so he moved onto the next and the very last path... ... ...The third path... the one where a beautiful manly voice could be heard... Music to Tate's ears...
"OOooOoOoH Andrew Tate... I'm in love with the shape of you..."
Andrew couldn't resist seeing a Bugatti path, but it was too sketchy, so he decided to choose wisely. He had a feeling that if he chose the precious Bugatti path, he would be in terrible danger. He didn't want that. The voices inside his bald ass head were telling him not to... So he decided to choose the only good, scrumptiously delicious path... The third one...
It was calling out his name, he knew he had to choose it. Taking a deep breath, Andrew slowly walked down the third path. The beautiful British voice was getting closer and closer... He felt as if he was in heaven.
"Baby, I'm... Dancing in the dark... With you between my arms... Barefoot on the grass..."
The more Andrew approached, the more beautiful it got. He couldn't believe his ears... Such phenomenon was too good to be happening...
As he continued walking, he saw a sexy British ginger singing a beautiful song. He was charming...
Those blue lazy eyes... That dumb smile... That sexy bikini he was wearing... Those voice cracks... The shape of him...
Too beautiful...
"Mother of Cigar... I can't believe my kick-boxer eyes... What in the machete... Holy chess... You're more beautiful than my Bugattis!"
Ed sheeran's lazy eyes glistened.
"W-W-W-What?... A-Are you being... S-Serious?..."
He asked aesthetically.
"Yes... Ed... Oh beautiful creature... I think you might be my one out of 7 billion... The only Bugatti for me... Ed..."
Ed slowly approached Andrew. He looked at him with lustful (lazy) eyes...
"C'mere my orange Bugatti..."
Said Andrew, pulling Ed on his lap...
The second they started making out... A mysterious figure of a bald man appeared...
"How dare you try to steal... Andrew from me...?"
WHO IS THAT POKÉMOOOON!
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Guess who it is in the comments... 👀👀 You never know who Ed's new rival is...
