Alfred," Batman said, "I need to think about what's been going on recently. I'm going to Cinnabon."
"Yes sir, very good."
Batman gets in the Batmobile and activates Ludicrous speed, and ends up at Cinnabon in Omaha Nebraska. He walks up to the counter to order his cinnabon food.
"Welcome to Cinnabon, how may I help you?" Says a bored gray wolf from behind the counter.
"I would like a cinnamon roll, please." Batman says.
"Sorry, we don't sell cinnamon rolls anymore." Legoshi says.
"What the hell do you mean!" Batman yells, "This is a Cinnabon!"
"Sir, please calm down."
"Calm down? Do you know who I am?!? I'm the goddamn Batman! I want to speak to your manager."
Legoshi sighs.
"Gene," he calls, "there's an unhappy customer who wants to see you."
"Hi, I'm Gene Takovic," Gene says, walking through the door, "did you know you don't have rights? Well, the Cinnabon terms of service says you don't."
"I want a Cinnabon! And I want it now!" Yells Batman
"Why don't we go speak over there, Mr. Man," Gene says and points to a restaurant on the other side of the mall called Cooper's Bar.
Batman and Gene walk over to Cooper's Bar and sit down.
"Now you see," Gene says, "Cooper's Bar has almost put us out of business. We don't have any money to make cinnamon rolls anymore."
Suddenly an angry blonde woman walks in.
"Oh no..." Gene says.
"What, who is she?" Batman says, "is she a villain?
"Worse." Gene says, "My ex-wife Kim Sexler, biggest dick in Hollywood."
"WHERE IS AMY SCHUMER YOU BASTARD???" Kim screams and then drop kicks a three year old child.
Batman stands up.
"I will not stand for this abuse and violence against children!" He yells, "You're going straight to Arkham Asylum."
Kim looks deep into Batman's soul and for five minutes she stares at him in complete silence, unblinking.
"Ok." she finally says.
Batman is so intimidated he runs away and gets in a taxi cab because he forgot the keys to the batmobile.
"Take me to the nearest Cinnabon." Batman says, still hungry for a cinnamon roll.
The driver starts driving, and Batman sits back and relaxes. He starts looking out the window, when something catches his attention from the corner of his eye. He has a sticker in the front with Gotham, New Jersey written on it, and realizes he recognizes the driver as a passerby after his parents' murder.
Batman starts sweating. Is it possible he could see through his disguise? No, surely not! He must trust in his disguise.
Suddenly the taxi driver turned around, and Batman quickly jumped out the window of the moving car to defuse the situation.
He walked up to a man standing around with a baseball bat.
"Sir," Batman says, "do you know where a billionaire CEO vigilante who dresses up like a bat could go to get a cinnamon roll around here?"
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Batman Goes to a Cinnabon
ActionBatman goes to a Cinnabon to think about what's been going on recently, but chaos ensues when he finds they're all out of cinnamon rolls.
