namjoon wants to make a gay version of the kama sutra. somehow he manages to convince his roommate and a few of their friends to help model for him. what could wrong?
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"So, we both like Jimin," Namjoon said, sipping from his bottle.
"Yup," Yoongi replied, leaning back in his chair, staring up at the ceiling. "And you like Jungkook."
"Who has a boyfriend," Namjoon nodded.
"And Jungkook likes you," Yoongi pointed out. "But you also like Jin, been thirsting after him for months."
"And you've been fucking Hoseok," Namjoon countered. "Who is probably now fucking Taehyung and Jungkook."
"Who've also fucked Jimin," Yoongi said. "How is it none of us are jealous?"
"I haven't figured that part out," Namjoon snorted. He was maybe a bit tipsy, and maybe Yoongi was too, but it felt good to get it out in the open. "It's just sex, right?"
"I dunno, kind of feels like it's more than that," Yoongi said somberly. "I know it is with Jimin. And Hoseok. I dunno about anyone else, but I don't want to just fuck them Joon. I want to... cuddle."
Namjoon had been in the middle of taking a sip and choked on his soju, spewing the alcohol off to the side. "You... you want to what? You want to cuddle?"
"Why is that so weird?" Yoongi scowled at him. "I like to cuddle. You wouldn't know that you fucking gorilla."
"Don't call me a gorilla," Namjoon said as wiped off his chin. "I can find it weird since how many times have fucked people? You've never wanted to cuddle."
"Because I never wanted to cuddle with them," Yoongi explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I would have asked you but you fucking snore."
"Not anymore," Namjoon said, eyeing him. "You want to cuddle with me?"
"Don't turn this into some big deal," Yoongi said, lifting his head to look at him. "In case it wasn't obvious before, asshole, I like you."
"Wait, no, you're just fucking with me now," Namjoon laughed, but sobered when Yoongi's expressioned soured. "You really aren't fucking with me? Yoongs... why didn't you say anything?"
"Because it was stupid," Yoongi said, looking away. "We've been best friends for 8 god damn years. How did I all of a sudden start liking your flat ass?"
Namjoon watched his tiny friend with a smile. Yoongi was cute, like a grumpy housecat, but fiercely protective of his friends. Namjoon had always admired his older friend for sticking to what he wanted to do, never backing down from pursuing his dreams. Maybe, a long time ago, he'd thought about them being more than just friends and occasional threesome friends, but he hadn't though Yoongi would look at him that way.
"Stop staring at me," Yoongi muttered. Namjoon laughed, looking away and realizing something.
