tw bc i don't wanna get cancelled: kidnapping and murder and i think that's all
so i was sitting on my room when my friend broke into my house and kidnaped me. i was so fucking sacred because i was being kidnapped and that's some scary shit. anyway. when we got to his house he said me smth like : "im going to sacrifice you to the gods and goddesses of mincraft" and i was liek: "ok very cool but i don't remember asking". he was so fucking mad that he needed to leave the house for 40 years to buy the milk. after 40 long years he finally came back with the milk and sacrificed me. so i like, died and when i woke up i saw the minecarft gods omg!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!
and they were like: "you stupid dumbass piece of shit. you useless shit why are you here" and I was shacking sm and shitting my pants bc that shit.was scary af oh nooooo
then i finally had the guts to say: "my friend sacrificed me to you bitches" and they were like: " oh ok now you will become one of us" and i was like: "why that doesn't make any sense" and they were like: "yea ik it doesn't but still it would be cool" and i was liek: "ok"
long 69 years later i became the most powerful minecraft god and murder the other minecraft gods. after doing that i decided that i should kill my friend next bc he was the one who sacrificed me and if he didn't sacrifice me i wouldn't have extreme level of anxiety and paranoia. so i flew to his house and killed him and then breakdanced on his body.
The End
guys this was such a sad story don't you think😔😔😔😔😔
i wish my dad came back with the milk so he could see the amazing writer that i have become😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭
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the sad story about how i got sacrificed to the minecraft gods
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