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Warning: this story is based on totally true real events so it may get emotional

"Y'all I'm tired of life so lets like free the animals from the zoo." Says Kaka

"Omg thats a great Idea! Who cares if we lose a few limbs and lives anyways" Adrn says

"Get the 50000$ helicopter we're going to the zoo"

The three walk out of out 5 trillion dollar mansion palace and get in the helicopter

"What time is it, ElaL?" Kaka asks as she starts to make the plane fly

"It's 3AM! Perfect time!" she says happy and excited for the trip

They fly to the zoo and no one is there bc it's 3AM. The only ones there are the workers and the only ones paying attention were 2 of them that were tired if their job and wanted to leave.

"Lets go" ElaL asks as they all get out of the helicopter that they bought with their millions of trillions of billion dollar

They all girlboss past the gate gaurd because he wqs asleep and sucked at his job bc he wasn't material

Adrn gets out the flamethrower and pliers out of the backpack that they totally had the whole time and gives a plier to both Kaka and ElaL while she kept the flamethrower

"You look like shart" One of the workers say staring into the soul of a platypus

"They kidnapped perry the platypus 😦😦😦" Kaka says, horrified at the sight seen that she saw seen

"That's where we draw the line 😱😡" ElaL says enraged

"BE FREE" Adrn screeches

They remove the cages of all of the exhibits with the plires

Letting every cage fall down

Letting out all the dangerous animals

Kaka takes a panda and puts it in her backpack that she had the whole time I swear

"You can eat the grass in the big back yard in out 5million trillion dollqr mansion okwy? 😍😍😍" Kaka offers because shes really nice

All three of them take a flamethrower for protect

A tiger randomly then pops out of nowhere

The tiger slowly heads towards ElaL with slow steps

"Ela ur gonna die 😦" Adrn yells as Kaka screeches behind in fear

"Guy no you don't understand.. he's just misunderstood... I can change him I swear 🥺🤞"

ElaL tames the tiger and gets in its back

"Omg she did it😍" Kaka says amazed because ElaL is material girl

Then everyone clapped for her

Adrn picks up a cheetah and takes it because you can totally do that

"Lets go now" ElaL says

"AY! STOO RIGHT THERE!" A random worker yells

"omg ur gonna get grounded so bad when we catch you" they say

"I don't think so you grandpa pig bob the builder built granny bacon hair balding baldi saggy waggy musty crusty busty ass rhinoceros nipple nose having ass" Adrn says burning the workers pants with the flamethrower

ElaL and Kaka join in until its crispy and disintegrated

The worker squeals and runs to the restroom bc he sharted his pants afterwards

The chaotic trio then skadiddle skadoodles like ur dic is a noodles as they hear the chaos behind them, girlboss walking as they get into thw helicopter helicopter

Once they get home they all take a bath using homemade bath bomb steps they found on a YouTube tutorial
'how to make my personal DIY bath bomb 😍😍😍

step 1vl: go to the kitchen

step 2: grab a toaster

step 3: drop toaster in the bath

enjoy<3'

then they went to sleep and the tiger and cheetah ate their toes and they died from toe blood loss

(time skippy peanut butter)

"... we had a reason to free the zoo and burn off the workers pants.. so you see, this is why you guys don't take animals who are enslaved... or this could happen to you"
The tata terrific talent totally trio explained sweating from their eyes as they tell the emotional tale of their death to the news

everyone cries, stands up and claps for the three inspired by the story.

they were dead
Deceased
ended
nonexistent
unalived
unbreath
nonlived

breath'nt.

the end 🙀