Green love

Errands

After getting home after the long day Shrek takes the list out of his asscrack noticing he didn't get ANYTHING done. Sighing he says "Great tomorrow, me last day without the kids, made to run errands." He goes upstairs and gets ready for bed. In bed, He wiggles his long, infected toes before falling fast asleep.

He dreams his usual dream where he is back at the swamp with donkey, all his friends, and Fiona when he still loved her. Then suddenly he sees DREAM!?!?! struggling to act unbothered in front of everyone he excuses himself. Suddenly he wakes to the same alarm *beep beep beeeep*.

Shrek waking up flustered does his morning routine. He takes a nice warm mud shower, the chunky yet smooth mud hydrate his whole body. Letting it get through all his crevices, in between his fat moist ass crack, and thick thighs. After, he brushes his teeth with bug guts. he gets dressed while having trouble putting his brown worn-out pants over his tight green ass.

Later on, while driving into town Shrek struggles to take the list out of his ass. After finally getting it he reads "mud soap-toys-milk-socks". Shrek pulls into the parking lot of a grocery store and notices an all-black car with tinted black windows. He struggles to get out of the car with his thick ogre body. He walks in greeting the shaking cashiers. He was used to that treatment. While going into the dairy aisle he notices someone sketchy with a black oversized hoodie and their head down. They sightly look up. Shrek expecting a gasp keeps looking for milk. The person chuckles, confusing Shrek. They lift their head to show the famous Minecraft speed runner DREAM?!?! Shrek surprised, says "OH dream!". Dream whispers "shh, hello big guy". "Thank ya so much for de stuff and the autograph" Shrek whispers while shaking his small hands gently.

After Shrek shakes Dream's hand he goes back to shopping. After Shrek leaves the aisle Dream checks if he's alone. Seeing that the coast is clear he sniffed his small cracked hands. Smelling the left over stink of Shrek's thick dirty hands his scrawny knees get weak. After smelling Shrek's beautiful aroma. Dream walks to the cash register. quickly pays for his food anxiously, then he sits down for a while near the exit. Shrek not noticing dream is sitting near him, goes along with his purchase and he pays for his mud soap, ogre formula, sand (for his weekly sand bath) toothbrushes and food. As well as gives the cashier his phone number for 15% off his purchase. Dream writes down his number sneakily and runs off to his car with his small fragile legs.