Favorite Song - Leftover Crack - Life is Pain
Favorite Album - Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World
Favorite Food - Coffee (duh)
Height (Adulthood) - 5'9
Future Career - Head manager in Denver Starbucks
Relationships - Craig is still his boyfriend. Is still friends with Clyde, Tolkien, and Jimmy.
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Crack HC:
- Has P a l e as fuck skin, literally running your finger across his arm will leave an imprint of your finger on his skin.
-Has extreme internalized homophobia from being gaslit into being gay at such a young age.
-ADHD and tics cleared up over time, but still is a bit twitchy
-Boasts about being from Colorado
-Nose is always red and always has one nostril blocked
-Wears plain white t-shirts with coffee stains
-Breath constantly smells like Starbucks doubleshot
-Still believes in gnomes
-Secret stoner
-Cross-dresses
-Is afraid to flush his meds down the toilet because THAT COULD TAINT THE WATER SUPPLY WHICH IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!1111
-Plays the Bass guitar
-Addicted to Energy drinks
-Metal/Punk fan
-Dumps ice in his coffee
-Sugar, Sugar, and more sugar in his coffee along with creamer
-Clyde and him live together in a studio apartment
-Lives on Discord
-Will snap you at 3am
-Forgives his parents for how they treated him
-Hates selfies
-Has probably smoked Meth before with Kenny LMAFDIJDFNHJIGNHJGH
