You're just an average discord mod, making sure no one was sending memes in general. You decide to check up on your kitten applications and them you meet Ted Cruz. Will he be the most perfect discord kitten??
You get on discord for the 467th time today. You have a very important job as a discord moderator, making sure people weren't doing dumb shit like sending memes in general or being goofy. "Discord user BigBootyBitches420#6969", you type furiously, "This is your last warning, stop sending memes in general". You take a swig out of your Mountain Dew. "Maybe I should check my kitten applications, they close today" , you think. You open up your kitten applications only for none to be there. With a dissapointed sigh, you got read to delete the message. All of a sudden, ding, you get a notification. "Hmm, what's this about?" You check and sure enough, someone applied to be YOUR kitten. You gave a wide smile, finally you can find some e-shawtys. You quickly get on your gamer headset and wait in VC. You end up waiting for a few minutes until you hear "h-hello?" You answer back saying, "Hi, are YOU the one who applied to be MY kitten??" "Yes, I'm discord user xx_tedcruzrose_xx#7521. I'm guessing y-your Y/N?" Your heart started beating very fast, this is your destiny, soulmate even. You can't blow this chance up. "Yes it's me, Y/N. Do you wanna turn on your camera or is that too foward?", you ask. "Oh o-of course, gimme a sec"
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There he is, your discord kitten. He's... gorgeous! "Wow, you look amazing", you say as you send a blushing anime gif. "T-thank you. I'm Catboy Ted Cruz but you can call me Ted Cruz. It's nice to meet you Y/N!" You send 3 more blushing anime gifs. You have YOUR kitten, and perhaps your soulmate.
