"Um who tf r u?" Said Hinata, upset that his smut scene was interrupted.
"I'm ur fairy godmother u ugly bitch." Said Hinatas fairy godmother.
"Ok? So can u leave? We are in the middle of a smut scene u dumb cunt" Said Kageyama, about to piss his pants.
"No, u ungrateful fuck. I'm here to grant a fucking wish." Said fairy godmother
Hinata was confused. His fairy godmother was pretty fukin hot.
Those ugly brown eyes with a mysterious goop dipping out the sides, that scraggly rag excuse for clothes, his unshaven stubble of a mustache and his feet, oh his feet! They were so smelly that they all almost passed out.
"Ok...then u wanna have a fukin threesom u old wrinkly bitch?" Said Hi at a
"Shit ok, was not expecting that." Said fairy godmother
*SMUT WARNING*
Fairy godmother pulled up a chair next to Hinata and he grabbed a carrot and dipped it in Kageyama.
"AHHhhHh~" moaned Kageyama
Ten hours later
That shit was pretty hot, but it was now 2:00 in the morning so fairy godmother took his ass up and left without a trace.
"Damn he was so hot." said Hinata
"NO HUNNY BUMKINS UR MINE!" Yelled Kageyama
"Girl wtf" Hinata answered
And with that, Hinata kicked him out for the nipo
Why tf did night autocorrect to nipo tf
Authors note:
I hope I get recognized for my beautify book and will become rich and famous and buy a big house and get unlimited fans
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KAGEHINA BITCHES
Casuale" oh shit that's lowkey hot rn " said kageyama as hinata ate his carrots with hummus. " your kind of a freak tbh " said hinata. Hinata is getting bitches here and there and kageyama is hummus.
