You're just an average discord mod, making sure no one was sending memes in general. You decide to check up on your kitten applications and them you meet Ted Cruz. Will he be the most perfect discord kitten??
You were restless the entire night, you could barely sleep without thinking about Ted Cruz. You wish you were dscord right now, talking and laughing with your discord kitten but it was already 3am. Then you realize, you're a discord mod, discord mods never fucking sleep. You boot up your PC (not the gaming one, the other one) and log onto discord. Lucky, Ted Cruz was also online. "Ted Cruz...I was thinking..", you type slowly, "Would you like to..go on call with me?". "Sure, just lemme get my headseat on rq", he sent quickly. You can feel yourself beam with delight as you answer the discord call. "Hey kitten. Wanna play Bedwars?" "S-sure uwu" You both spend 2 hours beating little kids in a block game. You both decided to play Roblox. "Ted Cruz, we should change our avatars, here I'll give you some money for Robux." You venmo Ted Cruz $200 USD (r.i.p your bank account). It takes a lil while but both your avatars look better.
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(Y/N's avatar).
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(Ted Cruz's avatar).
"What game you wanna play Ted?" "Wanna play Adopt Me?" "Sure". You both log on to Adopt Me, having a wonderful time. Once, you scammed a kid into giving you a legendary pet and gave it to Ted Cruz. "What's this?", he asked, blushing. "A perfect gift for my perfect discord kitten". He blushes and shys away from the camera a bit. "T-thank you". After playing Build a boat to treasure, you both go on Dahood. As much as you hate to admit it, you're ass at this game. On the other hand, Ted Cruz is an expert. According to him, he plays everyday. You like a true, dedicated gamer, it sends your heart fluttering. You both were having an amazing time (aside from you getting spawned killed constantly), this guys comes up too you both.
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(???'s avatar).
"Hey baba g rill 😍", the avatar types, looking DIRECTLY at Ted Cruz's avatar. "U kinda fin, wanna play Meepcity?" You felt furious. Not only was HE talking to YOUR discord kitten, he also suggested play such a boring ass game! "Actually", you type so hard your keyboard would surely break, "he's MY discord kitten, so no he won't be playing Midcity with you". "..yea, sorry", Ted Cruz replies. "Hmm, we'll see about that", the stranger said before leaving the game. You ended the date with Ted Cruz after an hour later and go back to your modly duties. That robloxian's words wouldn't leave your head, "We'll see about that". It made you so angry you punched a new hole in your wall. Atleast the date was fun while it lasted.
