"Congratulations Mrs.Peterson, it's a boy!" "But there's one strange problem he has a couch attached to him." The doctor said. At first Ms.Peterson thought he was kidding. "Hehe, that's very funny doctor." But the doctor wasn't kidding. All of a sudden the nurses brought in the baby with what looked to be a doll sized couch sticking out from his side.
But Ms.Peterson went on loving him like a normal child, and he was normal but he still had a couch attached to him. And as he grew older and older and got stronger and stronger the couch grew up with right along side him, well attached to him. And every time he grew an inch, the couch did too. Although Couch man didn't have any friends, he had a loving, caring mom... just kidding she made fun of him till his soul was crushed!
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Couch Man
HumorA man is born with a couch attached to him! SOME credit goes out to My friend Mac Or his watt pad name Macdmadman