Jungkook bit his fingernails anxiously.
It has been approximately 30 minutes since Yugyeom flew from the dorm saying that his sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. He also Quoted half the lines of Shakespeare's Play from Macbeth, crying about how even the smallest living being on earth deserved a funeral and a proper burial.
Yep.
And lo behold! All his soon-to-be-lovers-so-stay-the-fuck-away-from-them were busy in the morning with their professions so they could only make it after two or three hours.
Which ultimately leads to the point that ;
Jungkook will be alone with a BABY for a couple of hours..
Oh shiiiittttttt
The younger boy groaned internally and glared harder at the door, expecting for someone to come in any minute. A driver would drop off his little cousin in about 5 minutes so he was pretty nervous.
At this point I'm not sure for whom I should be sorry for * sob sob *
Is it me who'll be stuck with a baby? or for the baby who'll be stuck with...me..?Jungkook quickly typed '10 hacks when taking care of a baby'
"Here goes nothing" He mumbled to himself and scrolled down the page with his tongue poking out of his lips from the sheer concentration mode he was in. ' Aha !" Jungkook clicked on the website with the prettiest pink logo.
" Ok...... how to take care of your baby...hmmmm...blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda yaa.... Where is this shi- Oh! Here !"
He slowly leaned into read from the bright screen
" Step 01 - Always Be open with what you want. Don't take Sex for granted. Tell your fetishes openly. For example; BDSM- whether you're into it or not
Step 02 - Always ask consent before taking sexual measur- "
Jungkook blinked once.
He blinked twice.
"AYO WHAT THE FU-?!!!!"
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The doe eyed boy rubbed his face in embarrassment hoping to make the red blush disappear.
What was supposed to be an innocent google search gave him the total and opposite information that he needed.
Why the FUCK would he want to be a SUGAR BABY ??????????
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THOSE EXISTED.
My fucking god I need to talk with Yugie...It's time to have the puberty talk with him...again.
Just as Jungkook was about to pick his phone, the front door busted open and hit the wall with a bang. And as he was about to curse in 7 different languages, in came marching a seven year old with a rucksack and too cool shades on his face, His hair was spiked back with gel and the kid had a bright blue new generation super hero t-shirt on making Jungkook think of his own days where he thought Iron man costume was the coolest in the world.
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