How I Picture Curtis And Erik Fighting

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Curtis: Stop et!

Erik: No, you stop it!

Both: *Start sissy slapping each other*

Erik: I'll give Jerry the key to your room!

Curtis: No, I'll give Jerry the key to YOUR room! *Pouts*

Erik: Yeah right! I don't even lock my door cause I'm not a little bitch!

Curtis: *Gasps dramatically* I am NOT a bitch!

Erik: *Smirks* Yes you are!

Curtis: It... It hurts my feelings *sniff* when you call me a female dog... You KNOW I'm a male werewolf! *Almost in tears* *Tucks ears down*

Erik: *Smile drops* Oh god, here we go again...

Curtis: I'm a precious little werepup and you know it! *cries*

Erik: *sighs deeply* Fine. I'm sorry, I guess...

Curtis: *Instantly stops crying and wags tail excitedly* Y-You mean it!?

Erik: *Rolls eyes* Yes, ya idiot.

Curtis: *Tackles Erik*

Jerry: *Casually Walks In*

Erik: S-Stop licking my face, you weirdo! *Tries to shove Curtis off*

Jerry: *Slowly backs up and out of the house*

Erik: C-Curtis, I told you to stop it!!!! XD

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