a few years back, rosie suffered from emo brocken disease because she found out her super unsexy grillfriend julie cheated on her with LEAH (:vomit:) but since then,,, she found LOVE!!!ww!dNBN
she is now getting married to very sexy davil prince lennox!!!!!!!!! and she is very happy..,.,,.,. to prepare for da wedding they made it tory party themed. there are cardboard cutouts of margaret thatcher, boris johnson, etc EVERYWHERE!!!!! the bri'ish flag is also on every food item because they are PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today is da big day,,,...,, rosie is inside her bedroom changing into her wedding outfit
(her wedding outfit is nothing but a bra, panties and an image saying "I LOVE KEQING" ducktaped to her stomach)
she is very nervous because this is her first time getting married!!!1 she loved lennox very much but shes worried regardless,.,.,.,.,., she put keqing-themed ornaments in her hair, and keqing earrings,,,,,,,,,,, she even put keqing-themed hairclips onto her angle wings as shes an angle princess!!!!!!!!!!! her angle halo is lean purple colour (like my pisss) to show her love for KEQING AND LENNUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lennox, however,,, is smoking weed in his room "damn i love weed" he said very high. for the wedding, hes going NAKED!!!!!!!! he states its too hot. i think its the weed. he loves rosie very much and is happy hes getting married to herr. he even tattooed a photo of rosie drooling on his penis to show that!!!!!!!! (she is very greatful for it)
all the guests are at the reception, getting ready for the AWESOME GAMER wedding!!!!!!1 instead of the usual wedding juice, we are all drinking G-FUEL!!!!! to entertain da guests, the bride + groom personally hired a stripper to poledance before the weeding ceremony
julie stood outside the wedding hall, crying. how DARE lennox marry the love of her life?!??!?! today,,, rosie will be HERS! andd hers OOONLy!!!!!!!! she is going to object, then show rosie her super sexy twerking skills to make her immediately fall in love with her again1!!!!!!
[timeskip to wedding owo]
lennox, showing his 10-inch penis to everyone proudly waited for rosie to come down the aisle. "i love my wife!!" lennox thought, while the guests of honour standing next to him (mira, oliver and corey) were very uncomfortable seeing his ass on display
rosie emerged down the carpet, holding hands with an indian scammer. the indian scammer let go and rosie stood with lennox
sophie apppeared on the stage
"*COUGH* OKAY SO BITCHES!!!!!1 THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!! LENNOX!" sophie announced
"yes..." lennox replied
"DO U PROMISE TO LOVE ROSIE FOREVA!!!!!"
"of course,s hes my discord mommy uwu" lennox replied femboy-ish
"ROSIE,..."
"yesl.........." rosie replied owo shy
"DO U PROMISE TO LOVE LENNOX FOR-" sophie was suddenly cut off when JULIE entered the room!
"STUPID WHORE SLUT LENNOX!!!!!1 I HAVE COME HERE TO PROVE TO U, ROSIE, THAT I SHOULD MARRY U INSTEAD!" JULIE SHOUTED
ROSIE WAS CONFUSED.. WTF!!??!? WHY IS JULIE HERE!??!?!?!
JULIE STARTED TWERKING, IT WAS PATHETIC!!!!! THERE WAS NO SOUND AND BARELY ANY ASS MOVEMENT!!!!!!
ALL THE GUESTS LOOKED AT HER WHILE LAUGHING AT HER PATHETIC TWERKS!!!!!
"IM BETTER,.,..,,," LENNOX ANNOUNCED AND STARTED TWERKING... IT WAS AMAZING OWO!!!!!! THE SOUND OF HIS ASSCHEEKS WERE SO LOUD IT CAUSED THE ENTIRE CHURCH TO SHAKE!!!!!!!!! ROSIE JOINED IN AND STARTED TWERKING AT 150 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!
JULIE STARTED CRYING FROM THEIR VERY AWESOME EPIC TWERKING AND LEFT DA ROOM IN SHOCK.........
[timeskip to food idfk]
"heres da cake!!!!!!!" mira announced, and made rosie cut the cake. the wedding cake was chocolate flavour btw i love chocolate so much
everyone got a slice and started eating,, UNTIL JULIE SHOWED UP AGAIN AND SHAT ON ROSIES CAKE!!!!!
"HOW DARE U REJECT MY LOVE,,,,,,,, GRR/.//.../." JULIE GROWLED AS AN ALPHA GAMER
"t-thats it... THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!!" ROSIE STARTED USING HER ANGLE POWERS, WENT INTO SEXY AWESOME STRIPPER ANGLE MODE! (VERY POWERFUL ANGLE!!!)
EVERYONE STARED IN AWE AT THE POWERFUL SEXY ANGLE TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!!!
ROSIE THEN FARTED SO POWERFULLY THAT JULIE WAS UNFORGIVINGLY FARTED ALL THE WAY TO CHINA!!!!!! (#notsorry)
THE FART WAS SO DISGUSTING, THE NEARBY PEOPLE THOUGHT SOMEONE HAD PUT MUSTARD GAS INSIDE THEIR HOMES AND STARTED PANICKING!!!!!!!
LENNOX AND ROSIE THEN VERY SEXILY MADE OUT UWU
THE END!!!!!
