it was a rainy day you look over and see the love of your dreams, Colonel Harland Sanders sitting in your local Kfc shop, you both make eye contact and start to blush, you walk in and sit next to him "its been a long time huh Y/N.. why dont you stay at my house for a bit, we could eat some chicken." He says "s-sure i would love to!" you say, he grabs your hand and brings you to his car "have a seat." he says while gesturing you in the car. lets go home Y/N.." he says while you feel yourself slowly drifting to sleep
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"huh where am i??" you think to yourself, you look around and see that your in a basement tied to a chair.
"you fell for it..didnt your parents teach you to never trust strangers?" Colonel says "b-but why, we have known each other for years now!" You yell, he grabs his face and ripps it off, revealing his true identity "RONALD MCDONALD?!?"
to be continued...