WARNING ⚠️ MENTIONS OF "PORN" WEBSITE AND SOME SWEARWORDS. READ AT OWN RISK
bertha said* beep boop honk honk
Ted: hello everyone!
Everyone esle except Mr duncan and roy: Hello!
Roy: *yawn* it's 9:00 in the morning why are we even here.?
Mr duncan: how on earth did we get here?
Mr willmake: guys someone sent us fanart!
Nel: let's have a look shall we
10 seconds later-----------—----------------
Roy: crying in a corner
Ted: SHES A FUCKING MACHINE WHY DID YOU DRAW HER BOOBS!?
Bertha: * shuts herself off*
Mr duncan: clearly traumatised*
Nel and flo: WE ARE SISTERS WHY!
Mr willmake: * hello gun store can I buy a gun? Why? WHY? SOMEONE SHOWED ME PORN OF ME! THATS WHY! For free? On next Sunday deal.*
Panjit: i-im just sad..
Me the author: hello
Everyone else/bertha:AAH! BEEEP!
*ima say me is just big A*
Big a: pls don't be mad but I m-made it
Everyone one else: NOW ROY!
Big A: turns my head over to roy who bangs me in the head with a shovel " ima sleepy"
10 hours later——————
Wh-where on hell am I..?
* me in a cage on the roof *
Mr duncan: Yours awake now.. I smashed your tech into a million pieces and now your only eat bread and water
NOOOOOO!
School life and depression: hahah take this * throwing tomatoes and rocks at me*
Big A: NOOOOOO
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bertha (and the gang) react to things
Non-FictionFor glitzy potato and cartoon summer
