Not very good in english, most likely gonna us my romanish language too in some of those, gonna put some of my fav ss with them and yk gonna have fun making my first "fanfict".
there won't be an actual time when I post, like, it will be mixt when I...
Ah~ yes. An normal sunday, birds are singing, the sun is up! And a man dressed in a crop top with the words "slut.com" , and an barbie replica skirt is having a danceing contest with a supermarket mascot, while being watched live on national news! . . . . Wait- . . . <POV TAKEOMI> I was smokeing a cig while reading an article about "5 ways to live a more healthy life!" when I hear a scream. While sighing I wounder "if it's another one of Sanzu's conspiracis about how the Earth is going to become a better place if I let him own a riffle. I swear. I will smack his head on the table and throw him into an animal control service center with special needs." I look back at my news paper article when I hear the doors being slamd. Being used to it I just ignori the new presence in the room.
"OLD MAN! MARIA IS 5 FT AWAY FROM OUR HOUSE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" I pause a little from my reading and look up at Sanzu. "What are you talking about?"
"I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS SLUT CALLED MARIA THAT KEEPS SENDING ME NAKED PHOTHES AND CALLING ME HER MASTER! AND SHE SAYS SHE IS 5 FT AWAY FROM ME! WHAT DO I DO!?" I let out an audiobale sigh and look back at my article while answareing his calles "you are an grown ass adult. You deal with it on your own." Sanzu being Sanzu, takes my cig and takes a deep breath with it and the coughs "Y-YoU *cough* OlD nassTy unCleand *coughs* ass! WitH sHiT tasTe For ClotHeS!" Just heard the lest sentance and slapd him to the floor.
"You condom-failier! MY CLOTHEING STYLE IS TOO BRIGHT FOR YOUR IMAGINATION. Even Shin said so." "Nahhh, even Senju has more style then your old man combat boots" "That's it. No more drugs for you." I go to his room, open the nightstand and see his drugs. "are you serios? Are you? DIDN'T I TOLD YOU?! DIDNT I TOLD YOU TO HIDE 'EM BETTER? Lest time I had to bill you out from the police station for them finding, the DRUGS, in the nightstand!" Sanzu looks at me and then points at the laptop "See! You lung-cancer-attraction! MARIA IS NOW 3 FT AWAY FROM US!" I look at his laptop and see "(7) new messeges from Maria" "Are you an idiot? Even, I, know it's an ad." I tell him "Waiiiiiittt...hUH?!" "Sanzu. How many drugs?" I ask, knowing he understood the question too. "2 packs ol' man" "That's it. Time out. You are going to watch Barbie." Sanzus face becanes pale"ok..BUt I will still have some drugs!" "No. Cuz I am going to hide this shit. You have had enough."
"But!"
"Tv. Now."
"FUCK YOU! I WILL MAKE SURE I WILL BECOME THE AKAZA TO YOUR RENGOKU! BURN IN HELL WITH SANGWOOS MOM!"
"OH! YOU WANNABE CHEAP HOUSE PICK ME BARBIE! TV, NOW!"
"SĂ-MI BAG PULA IN ȚIGARA TA CU RĂMĂŞIȚELE LU' MĂTA!"(Fuck that cig of yours with your moms ashes)
"WE HAVE THE SAME MOM!"
"WELL FUCK OUR MOM!" . . . . . . . . -3H later- <POV SANZU> That old dick is such an pain to my balls ,I need something to calm down... AH! I KNOW! I will do my fav bread!
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Heheh<33 "THat's LiFe!" After I "ate" my bread with special seasoning I started to think hard how to get money so I can get drugs! Not like my king is enough to please my starvetion!♡ I look at my laptop and still see Maria. "Maria. You must reeeaaallLlly want this balls if you still stay here, bwabygorilla! But saddly I have to close you.. I know it's hard. It's just that.. I already have my eyes and scars on someone.. . Plus I need drugs and you don't have them most likely, so ypu are useless." With that I closed her tab and start sarching "quick easy ways to earn money for drugs" . . . LIL BREAK WHILE SANZU SARCHES THE DAFK WEB
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(Awww, look at this sweet angel and this .. M@nj!ro guy fighting<333) . . . . . . . . . . "FOUND IT" "easiest way to have money for drugs" Well. I mean, the singel thing it's writed here is to grab the attention to me and what better way thn on national news. But I can't just go there and..yk..ask them to pay me.. . . . "GARDS!" a woman in suit and short hair exclaims while looking at Sanzu. The gards arrive and take Sanzu by the arms "I NEED MONEY WOMAN!". She looks at him one more time and waves her hand to the door making the gards to throw Sanzu out the National news building.
"Well. Fuck. Now what...hMMMmM..well I did hear they will record live at an new supermarket, might do an impresion ;)" . . . And now we are back to the present time line. With Sanzu dancing against the supermarket mascot and being seen live on national news
The End.
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Au: Ty for reading till here! I am so sorry for the bad english. This will be the singel if not, one of the rare chapters that will have this kind of story.
Most chapters will be with a lot more screan shots(ss) and please DO remember that this is just from my imagination, and I am doing this for fun!
All the ss are not mine! And I am sorry for not putting the ones who did the pics!
