"Hello! Welcome back Miss Y/n and-," Gingerbread had a sweet cheerful voice and suddenly,
"Donkey."
His tone of voice changed. He hated Donkey so much with every single inch of his soul.
"Well hello there Ginger!"
"Don't call me that."
"Sheesh...your harsh!!"
Donkey patted Gingerbread's back, only for him to slap it.
Y/n knew that Donkey killed Pussy and Boots. But what could she do? She's just a princess in Yourmom Empire. But one day, she'll avenge Pussy and Boots.
"You can go now, Donkey."
"Hehe, alright then~"
Donkey entered the carriage and winked at Gingerbread, making him pissed.
"Miss Y/n, how are we gonna take Donkey to jail?" Gingerbread whispered to Y/ns ear, making her idk kinda pink???
"A-ah! Um well first! We have to....become lawyers!"
'That Is the lamest shit I've ever heard in my entire life,' Gingerbread thought.
Gingerbread and Y/n did a high five since they were plotting on taking Donkey to jail.
"Oh. Your back,"
"Yes mom!"
"That's...nice." Y/ns mom forced a sweet smile, while in the inside she's thinking, 'why the fuck is this annoying waste of human life back?'
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"Annnnnd thats our plan!"
"Wait...thats actually pretty smart...."
"I know I know, ginger!"
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The Cursed Series (A Shrek X Reader)
De Todoy/n a Princess of your mom empire, was forced to marry shrek, the Duke prince smth of the north. One day, they started falling for each other. note: y/n is a half teletubby, half wolf, half vampire, half asshole. this is satire btw <3333 I was actua...
