How To Pet a Dog

STEL ONE: SAY HI TO DOG. DOG LIKES WHEN YOU TALK TO DOG

STEP TWO: LET DOG SNIFF YOU UP. DOG CAN ASSES YOU THIS WAY. THEY MAY WANT TO GET INTO YOUR PRIVATE AREAS; ALLOW THEM TO DO SO IF YOU HAVE MOT MET THEM BEFORE

STEP THREE: LET DOG SNOFF HAND. DOG MIGHT GET YOUR HAND WET. WIPE HAND ON DOG AND PRETEND YPU ARE PETTING IT.

STEP FOUR: PAT DOGS HEAD. GIVE MKRE HEAD PATS. IF TAIL IS WAGGING, MOVE ON TO STEP FIVE.

STEP FIVE: SCRATCH DOG ALL OVER. DOG MAY ORESNT YOU WITH ITS PAW LR GOVE YOU KISSES. IT MAY SHOW BELLY. PET DOG ON BELLY IF IT SHOWS IT.

STEP SIX: TELL DOG ABOUT YOURSELF. DOG LJKES TO HEAR THESE THINGS.

STEP SEVEN: CONTINUE TO PET DOG. IF YOI STOP PETTING, DOG HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO EAT YOU.

ENJOY PETTING DOGS.