Fuckboy Central: The Julie Method

Chapter 1:

You're all probably wondering "how the fuck did a book like this get published" well it all started when the fuckboys were born. Fuckboys are like a 99.9% of the population. They have grown and grown and grown like herpes. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. You could leave your house and you could just smell that fresh fuckboy air! Fuckboys are pretty much like a disease with no cure. Once you become a fuckboy there aint no going back. That reminds me of that famous quote.. you know the one thats like "once you go black you are gonna need a wheel chair",(yes its from white chicks but its a classic so chill). But lets not bore you with quotes let me get to the point of this little book i decided to write like 10 minutes ago. There have been so many times a girl has been asked for nudes or disrespected by guys saying "yo lemme see yo titties". Well im here to tell you theres a way to handle this! Its called.. The julie method! *insert winky face and awesome theme song*