How characters would react if you said hi

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Hanako: oh hi! Wait a darn pickled second how can you see me?

Kou: Hello how are you I hope your doing great 👍

Teru: Why hello there!  and..  you fell over why dose this always happen

Nene: Hi I don't think I've seen you before but I gotta go...
Y/N: your legs are fat
Nene: I knew it was coming..

Aoi: Hi..

Akane: Nice to meet you!

Lemon: hey what's your number
Y/N: oh its ********
Lemon: *texts you hi*

Yako: *bites you* what makes you think you can say hi to me!

Spider teacher(his name is too long to remember): Why are you so late to class?

Mitsuba: H-hi (haha they probably think I'm really cute now)
Y/N: that was cringe
Mitsuba: who da fak asked?

Sakura: hello would you like some tea?

Natshuiko: Hey they good lookin~

Shijima: hi. Do you want a 🥞pancake

Tsukasa : *smiles menacingly*
Y/N: ok that's frikin weird

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