All I Wanted Was A Refill...

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The streets were quite busy at this time of night, people walking in and out of shops and just strolling down the streets of Vale.

One young man in particular was just minding his own business walking down the streets of the bustling city of Vale. His name was Y/N.

Y/N: Mmm, yum...

He was just lazily walking down the street, sipping on his bottle of Ketchup until disaster happened.

Y/N: Huh? Why is there no more coming out?

He got the bottom to see if there was any more of the delicious, red condiment. But alas, there was no more.

Y/N clicked his tongue, annoyed.

Y/N: Damn it...guess I'll just get a refill...

And so, he turned down an alleyway and seemingly disappeared. We see him reappear in front of a store that looked completely different from a convenience store.

Y/N: Where the hell am I? This isn't Walmart...

A man suddenly came flying out of the window with a girl wearing red clothes flying out with him. The girl stood up from the landing position she was in and unfolded what seemed to be a scythe.

Fancy Ginger: Okaaay, get her!

More men came running at the girl, which she quickly dispatched, annoying the Ginger man even further.

Carrot Top: You were worth every cent, you really were...

He crushed his cigar and aimed his cane at the girl, who seemed to not notice it. Y/N appeared in front of her and blocked the flare shot at her with a wall of bones.

Y/N: You alright?

Red: Uhh, yeah.

Y/N nodded and soon appeared at the top of the building that Dexter was climbing up on. He eventually reached the top and jumped back as he saw Y/N just sitting there with his lazy smile.

Y/N: Woah careful, you could've fallen off. That would've been quite an unfortunate-

The Ginger Mobster cut him off by shooting at him, which was once again blocked.

Y/N: Now that was just rude. Didn't even let me finish, would've been such a-

He was once again cut off by another flare. Once Y/N got rid of his bones yet again, he realized that the Rude Ginger had vanished. He looked behind him and saw that he was attempting to escape on a Bullhead.

Y/N: Man, that would take a lot of effort to stop... But then again, what choice do I have?

Y/N made several bones pierce the Bullhead, making it unable to take off. A Blonde Woman landed in front of the Lazy Boy and started to take control of the debris caused by the Ginger Man's excessive shooting at Y/N. Red also showed up to support the Blonde Woman.

Y/N saw this and decided that they could handle it so he got rid of his bones once more and fell asleep in the spot. This allowed the criminals to get away and for the Blonde Witch to become furious.

The last thing he heard before Y/N fell into a deep slumber was Red.

Red: Can I get your autograph!?

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Man: Young man? Are you awake?

Y/N: Huh? Wha?

Y/N was awoken from his sleep by a new voice. He opened his eyes and saw that he was in an interrogation room of sorts, he also saw a grey haired man with glasses and the Witch just behind the man.

Y/N looked to his left to see Red devouring a plate of cookies.

Wizard of Oz: As I said, would you like to become a Huntsman?

Y/N: Uhh, I don't even know who you are...

Ozpin: My name is Professor Ozpin, I'm the Headmaster at Beacon Academy.

Y/N: Huh, cool. My nickname was actually correct.

Ozpin just looked at the Smiling Man with confusion.

Y/N: Nevermind. As for your question, do you have any Ketchup?

Witch: I don't see what that has to do with the question!

Y/N: It has everything to do with the question!

Ozpin was now staring at the young man with great interest.

Ozpin: We can organize something.

Y/N: Hmm, Alright.

Ozpin smiled, Blondie sighed, and Red was just smiling in confusion.

Wizard of Oz dismissed the two and they left.
Y/N was about to leave the VPD but Red stopped him.

Red: Um, thanks for helping me out...

Y/N: It's no problem Miss...?

Ruby: Oh! Sorry, I'm Ruby Rose!

Y/N: Nice to meet you Ruby. I'll see you at Beacon.

Y/N walked away while waving to Ruby, to which she waved back. It was about to get interesting.

That's it for the first chapter,
See you in the next one!

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