Here are some things that irritate me:
- Multiple text messages
i hate when people send
me
multiple
texts
like
this
when it could all fit into one fucking text and not make my phone spazz out vibrating and then freeze.
- Crushes
We all know that one person you like and you are just so attracted to someone that you groan internally everytime you see them and its like physically painful how attractive they are....Bc same
- Studying
Me: *studies for 15 minutes*
Me: I cant do this anymore
- Makeup
I go shopping and walk in to sephora.
$80 for eye shadow??????? Is it made out of unicorn Shit¿ make up palette for $50??? Is that made of fairy dust because bitch...no
I cant deal with make up good bye
- When kids stare at you
I swear im in an aisle getting ma Shit minding my own business when SUDDENLY I turn around and this child is staring at me and im just like...
fight me u lil bitch -_-
- Boys
I love boys, but then I hate them. If I swallow magnets will I become attractive???
- School
Do I have to list them all?
- Starbucks
Okay so listen before everyone is like *gasp* OMG...I like Starbucks, but people drink them SOOOO much that if someone Fucking sees me holding starbucks I swear they gonna drop everything they're doing and say OH MY CHRIST ITS A WHITE GIRL HOLYSHIT. Like calm Ur tits it ain't my fault all deez bitches ruined Starbucks...and i am like so basic w/ their drinks I be waiting in line and the girl in front of me is ordering a drinking I didn't even know existed in narnia like "Yeah can I get a caramel peppermint mocha latte with some fairy dust and unicorn sparkles, sprinkle some phoenix feathers, cast some harry potter spells and whipped cream top." And then its my turn like "can I have some water."
