how you met!

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puff puff;

he was casually pissing in a trash can when he saw an ugly bitch move

oh shit, it's you! "what the fuck" puff says

"WHY'D YOU PISS ON ME YOU FUCKING TWINK" y/n yells

that's when they make eye contact and start making out

axel;

he was at a sex shop looking for a penis enlargement machine when he sees a girl stuck under a huge dick

"oh shit mamas, yo guud?" axel says

"yeah" y/n responds

"ok" axel says and walks away, not giving a fuck about the girl

benatar;

he was walking on a street when he sees and ugly doll, it was human size tho,

he walks up to it and squeezes it's tits

"WHAT THE HELL" y/n says and slapped benatar

"sorry love, i tought you were a doll because of how fucking hideous you are" benatar says

and then y/n slaps benatars ass and carries him  to her home where they end up fucking

deejay

he ordered a hooker from craigslist,

he went to an alley way and waited, when he saw the most hideous fucking girl ever

"yo, u thu hooka?" he asks

"yea fat ass i am" y/n says

deejay slaps her for calling her a fatass and then they film a porno in the alley way

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bro im so sick rn

bro im so sick rn

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