puff puff;
he was casually pissing in a trash can when he saw an ugly bitch move
oh shit, it's you! "what the fuck" puff says
"WHY'D YOU PISS ON ME YOU FUCKING TWINK" y/n yells
that's when they make eye contact and start making out
axel;
he was at a sex shop looking for a penis enlargement machine when he sees a girl stuck under a huge dick
"oh shit mamas, yo guud?" axel says
"yeah" y/n responds
"ok" axel says and walks away, not giving a fuck about the girl
benatar;
he was walking on a street when he sees and ugly doll, it was human size tho,
he walks up to it and squeezes it's tits
"WHAT THE HELL" y/n says and slapped benatar
"sorry love, i tought you were a doll because of how fucking hideous you are" benatar says
and then y/n slaps benatars ass and carries him to her home where they end up fucking
deejay
he ordered a hooker from craigslist,
he went to an alley way and waited, when he saw the most hideous fucking girl ever
"yo, u thu hooka?" he asks
"yea fat ass i am" y/n says
deejay slaps her for calling her a fatass and then they film a porno in the alley way
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bro im so sick rn
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cursed yfm boyfriend scenarios :3
Fanfictionstarted: September 11th 14+, you've been warned :3 female reader, my apologies