the way the light reflected off his smooth, velvet like skin. made the light from the moon look pathetic, the stars look like paint, and all the small things became smaller. because he was so amazing.
one day while I was at the fish and chip shop getting a bit of crumbed sweet lip and beer battered chips, I saw him. this gorgeous man, walking his dogs along the restaurant front. he saw me and waved. I walked outside and proceeded to ask if I can pat his dogs. he says yes. so I bend over, and start patting the dogs. he screams and says "what the fuck are you doing?!" I said "patting your dogs, like you said I could, they are so soft and well looked after". he proceeds to scream at me again "I said you could pat my dogs not my feet!!!"
the end :)
