"We're having pasta, Crispy." May said. "Don't call her Krispy, May!" Jake argued. "I didn't say Krispy, JAPE!" May yelled back. "You two break it up." Dad said. "I already have enough of these headaches. "Like you didn't have to slap them hard enough to make them stop fighting." I said, chuckling. Mom started giggling. "Hey, thats not funny, Karen." Dad said. "I'm sorry, Daniel." Mom said, giggling even harder. After lunch I went back upstairs to check my phone. -5 messages, 3 calls- I sighed. Mildred can be super impatient sometimes. "Sorry I was asleep." I texted back. "Ugh finally! I had to call you because Toby called me!!!!" "Golly-gee, Mildred. Cool story gtg." I didn't send her the text but I lay back in bed. "You there?" She texted. I pressed send on my phone and went to the living room to watch some t.v. "Jake, did you know Albert Einstein is the oldest person ever?!" May joked. "Why yes, of course I knew that cause I'm smarter than you." Jake joked. "Are you sure because he ISNT!" May started laughing and snorting. "That's disgusting may, and of course I knew he wasn't the oldest person ever because then how would he come up with genious inventions? Duh." Jake said. "Shut up." May said. "No you shut up." Jake shouted in her ear. "MOM!" They both ran for their mom. I sighed. Children sometimes."
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Me Vs. The World
PertualanganKristy was a risk taker. She loved doing whatever she wanted her own way. One day an earthquake strikes her town. What happens to her and her family?
