one dark dark day steve harrington was under attack by the russians he grabbed a pistol gun and shot russian inn head then he yelled "robin help me i am dying to bill nye the russian spy" he shot gun again and alexei saved russian man and alexei ded now chef hopper is here to kill everyone he shouts "STEVE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" steve ran away. Robin grabbed the gun and shoot but then hopper pooped his pants and a demogorgon came to kill them and then billy and bob came down from heaven and got re-killed by the demogorgon and then joyce came by, then she cried herself to sleep because the demogorgon killed bob again. the demogorgon mutated into 5000 demo dogs. but then eleven closed the portal and all the demodogs died. put there was still no peace because hoppers sidekicks came by and transformed the world into a giant swamp and then robin shrieked "eeeeeeeek" followed by "ahhhhh" she was now running around being chased by shrek then suddenly spiderman came by and killed shrek and then took robin to new york and then they started dating. meanwhile hopper was killing joyce. but then lonny came by and screamed "What have you done to her" but then tobey maguire killed lonny with a great kick to the head and then he hit the default dance while farting in lonny's face. Suddenly steve comes by with jonesy and jonesy gives him bandages but the mind flayer took over jonesy who then went back into fortnite and took over every fortnite character. steve had a heavy assault rifle now and he beamed hopper for 199 but hopper was full shield and full hp so hopper had 1 hp left but then steve throws down a shield keg, now steve and hopper are in an alliance together.
