Logics about cartoons :)

Spongebob

Spongebob teaches kids very important things in life gayness, retardation, hatred, child labor, and racism.

Have you ever noticed that there's only one brown fish in Spongebob, and that he got arrested?

Plankton isn't really upset about the Krabby patties Mr. Krabs has he really upset because he's really small down there. :)

Pokemon

Ash is gay cause like he's traveled the world with like six different girls and hasn't ever hit on them.

Everytime they split up Ash always goes alone with Brock.

Brock likes it rough, he only owns rock pokemon. (Coincidence I think not) ;D

Max and Ruby

Where the hell are their parents, I mean there is a picture of them in their livingroom but where are they?

Is Max retarded because throughout the whole show he says like one word, like come on.

Despicable Me

I think if Ms. Haddy got laid she'd be such a nice person, I'm not even joking.

Dora the Explorer

 Has noone ever noticed in the show they never tell you the name of Dora's baby brother and sister?

Dora is always making excuses to go on a adventure because she doesn't have a green card and the cops keep coming to her house.

Dora's parents honestly don't care where the hell she goes as long as she gets out the house, if they were my parents I would seriously love my life.

Adventure Times

Jake is a defigured weirdo.

Everytime Finn goes near Bubblegum he gets shy and stiff. (We all know it's true don't lie.)

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas must be gay if he doesn't notice how Isabella be all up on him.

Someone needs to put Candace in a mental hospital before she has a seizure from trying to bust these kids.

Who the hell gave them kids permission to do all that building and constructing around the city.

It's just impossible that their mother wouldn't find out about what they're doing, at least one of her friends would see it and tell her.

Rugrats

I'm pretty sure babies aren't that smart.

For the way Angelica treats these babies if I could I would give her kids the number to DCF.

Some bugs and things are very bad if you eat or swallow them so I'm sure them twins are gonna have something wrong with them one day.

Pocoyo

The guy that voices that show is a pedifial.

Pocoyo must be mentally challenged because I know for a fact it's not close to anatomically correct to twist your body like that.

Pato must have been in an accident cause his beak is on the wrong side of his face.

 Family Guy

How does Brian have sex, I've like always wondered and it's been bothering alot of people just like me.

Stewie is already gay I don't care what anyone says, he's already gay.

Obviously that chicken Peter is always fighting is indestructable because everytime Peter kills him he ends up living.

Meg is gonna die a lonely old woman with nothing but cats.

South Park

Kenny is never going to die.

Kyle would definately be the perfect Jersey Shore character.

Butters is really screwed up already so when he gets older he's gonna be a stalker or a pedifial.