"After one year of preperation the three nations Mondstadt, Liyue and Inazuma were finally able to make the first Teyvat Talent show happen. Each of the nations got one person as a judge. For Mondstadt the Alchemist Albedo was picked. Liyue got the consultant of the Wansheng Funeral Parlor Zhongli. Lastly Inazuma has Yae Miko also know as Guuji Yae. These three will judge each of the contastants either giving them a star or an X. Contestants with 2 or 3 X's will be illiminated. While the ones with 2 or 3 stars can go to the next rund. This is everything from me now the first contestant is Venti the bard with his new found drawing skills. Please everyone give Venti a round of applause." The announcer says. Venti walks on the stage with his signatur smile on his face. After the applause stops he starts to talk. "Hello everyone thanks for clapping now I will demonstrate my artistic skills for I will be drawing one of the judges live on These stage. Is there one of the judges who would like to be drawn by me?" Venti asks looking at the three people before him. "I guess I will take the bullet on this one." Zhongli says. "Perfect just don't move for a bit so I can draw you" Venti replied. He quickly took out a pencil and paper and started to draw Zhongli. Soon After he started he was finished and showed everyone what he had created.
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Silence filled the air but was interupted by the laughter of Yae Miko finding this representation rather amusing. In the meanwhile Albedo had a puzzled exprestion on his face but still couldn't resist to smile. Zhongli on the other hand was not amused in the slightest. "What is that suposed to be? " Zhongli demanded to know. "Well isn't it obvouis it's you, blockhead." Venti replied. "In what world is that suposed to be me!?" Zhongli says anger clearly on his face. "Well I didn't say that my art was realistic, personaly I would call it abstract art." Venti says. " I...You..Argh...fine I will let it slide this time." Zhongli says. "Well then after this heated argument it is time to vote." The announcer says. In the end Albedo and Yae Miko both gave Venti a star while Zhongli gave him an X. Non the less Venti made it to the next round. "Next on the list we have Kazuha everyone a round of applause for him if you would." The announcer says. Kazuha came on stage and made a slight bow towards the audience. "Today on this stage I will be doing a magic trick for this I will need a voulenteer who will be helping me. Does anyone from the audience want to come on stage?" Kazuha asks. No one seemed to want to voulenteer until Kaeya decided to do it. "Thank you very much for voulenteering. The magic trick I am about to do is, I will be spliting my brave voulenteer in half." Kazuha says. All of a sudden Kaeya seems to regrett his life decissions. "Alright then mister, please get in the Box. " Kazuha gently says. Kaeya carefully gets inside the box. Afterwards it is closed and Kazuha bagen the trick. He slowly moves his sword down and continous do do so while being in between the to halves of the box until the sword fully passed through. He the pulls the box appart to show that Kaeya was splitt in half. Everyone applaused and cheered for Kazuha. "Well that certainly is impressive, well done now could you please make Kaeya whole again so we can start voting for you. " Albedo says. Suddenly there Was a slight Look of panik on Kazuha's face and he only laught a bit while scratching his neck. "Well the thing is I don't know how to undo this." Kazuha statted plainly. "WHAT!" Came a shout from Kaeya. "Hehe...sorry..." Kazuha apologised. "Well then would someone be so kind to roll Kaeya away until we find a way to make him whole again?" Albedo asks. From behind the stage came Diluc with a smile plastered on his face. He swiftly took Kaeya with him only to later laugh at his situation. As anyone could figure Kazuha got in the en 3 X's for a magic trick like that is good as long as no one get's stuck being in half. " After that situation the next contastent is the Raiden Shougun herself and she will be singing a song for us, everyone give her a big applause." The announcer says. On to the stage came Raiden. "Now I will be singing Shape of you for Miko." Raiden simple stated. Shortly after she began to sing the song which was lovly accept fir the parts sie fell out of the tune. In the end Miko and Albedo both gave a star while Zhongli gave her an X for falling out of tune a lot. "And here I thought in I were to seduce a judge with this song I would surrely win. " Was all Raiden was saying before leaving the stage. "Next is Hu Tao the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Please everyone a round of applause for her." The announcer says. Hu tao walks on to the stage with a grin. "I will make all of you laught guaranted. For my first joke 'Did you hear about the Italien chef who Died? He pasta way.'" Hu Tao says. Some chukles were heard from the audience and Zhongli seemed amused. Non the less she kept going. " 'Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with'." She says and starts another one. " 'Why is the cemetry so popular? People are just dying to get in there!' " She says ending her little comedy performance with the joke. "Well that's it folks how did you like it?" She asks. "Well it was definitivly new though I can not say that this is my type of humor." Miko replied. After that comment the started voting with Zhongli giving Hu Tao a star while the others gave her X's. "The next contastent is Arataki Itto with another song. Dear audience give him a round of applause." The announcer says. "Well then everyone I the one and Oni Arataki Itto will be singing the Spongebob Theme song!" Itto declared. As he was about to begin he was unterupted by Miko. "There is no need for that we already decided on what you are getting." Miko says. "Huh?" Itto says perplex. It turns out Spongebob was banned from the competition so he got 3 X's in the end. "Next in line is the well known traveller Aether. Everyone a big applause is needed." The announcer says. "Hello everbody, today I will do a little puppet show please enjoy." Aether says. Aether's puppet show had a great story and funny moments in between. But what made Yae Miko give him an X was that his puppets were his old socks with googly eyes on them. Yet he still made it to the next round. "Next is Lady Ningguang the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing. Everyone let's give her a big applause for she will be dancing ballet for us." The announcer says. The music began to play and Ningguan gracefully entered and started her dance. Yet in a sick turn of events Ningguan trips and because of that falls of the stage. Luckly she was unharmed but got because of the accident 3 X's from the judges. "Last but not least we have Diluc the owner of Dawn winery. Please give him a big applause." The annoncer says. Diluc casually walks on the stage but before he could do anything the judges had already made their decission. "Before anything we want to tell you, you don't need a talent cause you are perfect and thus you win the first place." Miko decleared with the other two noding. "But I didn't even get to do anything?" Diluc says rather confussed as was the audience and the other contestence. "Well since this is over we will just go bye." Miko says quikly leaving. Albedo and Zhongli follow her lead and also leave, leaving a confussed audience behind.
As it turns out all of them just wanted to leave and not sit there for another two hours.
