I need to pee! (Reddie + oneshot)

I need to pee!

So maybe Richie supposed he can hold back it for a whole hour.

Well, alas he not just thought about it, but did it because of his damn curiosity.

'let's remind Eddie if I get shit ideas like this in my head again to fucking stop me.' - however it was too late for that, our pretty stupid Richard, because you were already doing it.

He went to the quarry alone just to sit there and try not to pee. BUT IT'S HARD, holy shit. Richie kept thinking about dying,'cause ~~~
Dying is obviously so much harder, yeah, being stabbed (one minute commemoration for our beautiful Eddie, LET'S FUCKING HUNT DOWN THE CLOWN TOGETHER - I'm scared of doing it alone. Not doing It alone :D, OK i stopped) or choked is a LOT worse, c'mon Tozier, I can do that... okay, it's not as bad as i thought i.... HOLY SHIT DON'T LOOK AT THE WATER, do fucking not Richard, you shithead bastard, calm down,' kay. Let's try think about something else, Tozier... Think about comic books, yeah, spiderman is cool, he surely can do that and if a fucking half spider boy can I CAN TOO, 'COS I'M SO MUCH BETTER, I HAVE A BIG DICK, MY HUMOUR IS GOLD, AND I HAVE THAT HYPOCHONDRIAC MANIAC ANGRY BEAUTY, SO GO TO THE HELL AND FUCK YOURSELF SPIDERMAN. By the way who the fuck likes spiders? Man, you are such a disappointment, I don't get it, WHY does Eds like you? WHY are you his favourite hero above all?? How dare you try to steal my, My EDWARD KASPBRAK? I'M HIS FAVORITE YOU TURD SHIT! EDS IS ONLY AND ONLY AND ONLY MINE.... Jeez, I got on my nerves. It's pretty shitty 'kay, because Eddie is mine he knows it I know it everybody fucking knows it AND FUCK YOU 'COS I WIN YOU..... you..... you BITCH!

- Richie, what the hell are you doing here, alone?? - oh shit it's Eds, no it cannot be, he can't see me right now WHEN I'M FUCKING HOLDING BACK IT, I NEED TO PEE ARGHHH.

- Richard? Are you deaf, dipshit? RICHARD! - Yeah, let's get into this, my ol' Edward is angry, hallelujah, my sexy hurricane.

- YOUR ANGELIC VOICE IS DOING SOMETHING TO ME, OH KEEP SHOUTING! - Okay, now stand up, oh NOPE WE ARE STAYING SIT, JESUS.

It was a terrible idea, Tozier!! GOD I KNOW I'M GAY and you don't like it, but man why did you send here Eddie? I'M AWKWARD ENOUGH without this. Jesus, your dad is a bitch.

- Rich? Are you okay? - of fucking course you noticed it Eds, you little charming shit.

- Do not give me those DOE EYES, I KNOW I'M stupid, 'kay? - I blurt out while deciding to stand up at last.

NOW i think i will just pee. Like, in my trouser, front of Eddie and I might cry.

- What did you do trashmouth? - Eddie gives a sigh, and i can't help but flush.

This gonna be so baffling, damn.

- I'll tell you, but first PROMISE me I'm cooler than spiderbitch. - I know what you think, so please shut up, i need to pee and IT'S HARD and here's Eds, love of my life, my air to breath, my donut to be happy, my toilet paper to my ass, thus I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 'BOUT YOUR OPINION 'BOUT THE SITUATION.

- I can't promise, spiderman ~ And not fucking spiderbitch, TRASHMOUTH! ~ is strong, clever and etc... Everything you are obviously NOT.  - My small Eds sticks out his beautiful tongue (tongues are fucking beautiful, but his is the best) and i swear i forget about my problem for a few seconds.
Kissing is weird as hell, but HEY I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT HYPOCHONDRIAC, so leave my dreams alone, ThAnkS.

(I'm not Eddie, but ~ Chewing others tongue, and licking into their mouths is GROSS)

- Then go away. - I shrug, obviously I'm affronted.

- Ok, i don't know anything right now, what the fuck is going on? And why are you walking like that? - Eds gives me a frown, and i just roll my eyes.

- Don't talk to me, 'cos I'm pretty much better than that shitty dick, BUT YOU DID CHOOSE 'IM, so bye!

- You are so childish! Tell me already, or I'll leave!

- That is what I'm asking you to do!

- BUT What the hell is wrong??

- GO AWAY YOU HYPOCHONDRIAC ANGEL!

- WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD???

- IF YOU DON'T GO YOU WILL SEE A TERRIBLE THING, OKAY? - I shout, and it's funny my eyes almost watering.

I'M SO STUPID, my poor Eddie, he doesn't know yet that i will stuck with him forever.

Okay, what is happening? Eddie is... CRYING? THE FUCK??

- Eds, holy shit, what happened? 're you okay? EDS! - i grab his hands, now i don't give a butterfly's fart about peeing.

- You are dying!? - Eddie starts sobbing, WHAT THE JESUS' DICK IS GOING ON??

- What? - i feel my face is as confused as I'm.

- You, you, you - Eddie is gasping for air, so I touch his pretty freckled face to concentrate on my breathing.

-I....? - I stroke Eddie's skin gently to ease his nerves.

- You are injured, that's why you're walking so weird and you are acting really strange and, and - Eddie sniffs and his eyes look so heart breaking that i can't even laugh.

- Eddie.... - I want to tell him the truth, which is clearlyyyyy embarrassing but he interrupts.

- And you didn't know how to tell me, and you were alone, AND DON'T BE FUCKING ALONE WHILE YOU ARE DYING, AND WHY ARE YOU DYING, DON'T YOU DARE DIE??YOU CAN'T DIE SHIT, NOPE, YOU ARE STAYING WITH ME, IF YOU DIE I WILL DIE TOO! I CAN'T DO THAT, OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH, RICHIE, RICH, 'CHEE DON'T DIE! - Eddie is sobbing again, AND WHAT THE FUCK?

- Eddie, hey, shhh, I won't die, leastways not now. Okay? I'm here, breath honey, breath with me! - I grab his face again, Eddie's doe eyes really breaking my heart.

- You won't?

- I won't.

- Promise?

- Promise, my sweet. 'm here.

- I love you Chee, don't die. - Eds grabs back my face, and i can't help but flush madly.

This day is far one of my favourite.

- I love you too. - I want to fix my glasses, but i don't wanna to let go of his face.

- But if you call me my sweet one more time, i will....

- Kill me, I know! - I interrupt with a grin, but Eddie's face falters.

Maybe this die subject is gonna be taboo for a while.

- I wanted to say I will kiss you until you will begging me to stop, but your version is not bad too.... - Eddie shrugs, but his thumb is gently fondling my cheeks.

I CANNOT BE MORE RED RIGHT NOW, SHIT.

- No, nope I like your idea a LOT MORE, just lemme, umm....

- Yeah?

- I need to pee, that's why.... - I stop, hoping Eds got it.

- Jesus Richie, it was another challenge for yourself? - Eddie snorts.

- Yep. But now... - I escape from his hold, and go into the woods.

- Oh, SHIT THIS FEELS SO GOOD! - I shout with a satisfied face, forgetting about Eddie, who is laughing so hard now.

- Fuck... - i murmur with a grin, 'cos his laugh is so beautiful.

Like his tongue. Tongue..... OH MY GOD EDDIE IS GONNA KISS ME!

I almost fall on the ground because i run so fast and Eddie can't stop giggling which is amazing, I wanna live for make Eddie laugh!

- Okay, kiss me my pretty amazing sweetie EDS! - I'm talking fast, I'm so EXCITED HOLY SHIT EDDIE WANTS TO KISS ME!

- Calm down, 'Chee! - Eddie is grinning like i do whhhhaaaaaaatttttt he is gonna kiss me!

-' kay, just let's kiss already! - I can't wait so I grab his body and dragging him closer until his exciting frame is pressing against me, then i kiss him, and kissing kissing kissing is SO AMAZING, FUCK YOU SPIDERBITCH I WIN!!

I warned you it's chaotic :D
Well, other stories will be more serious, but some of them are going to be just like this one.

Thanks for reading. Muahh *°*