September 11 2001

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Crazy gay Jew boy was at the food parlor with his best friend ilyke vugynus. He was coincidentally in New York at the time. Once the Jew and that other kid was done being a fat asshole, they went to go to the top of the twin towers. They both tripped and chipped there tooth on the block of frozen dog shit sitting in the elavator. They got to the top and took out there flashy picture takers. They aimed them high and started taking pictures of the aliens in the sky that those commie bastards are trying to hide from us. All of a sudden, Max heard a choo choo plane in the distance. He opened his mouth wide as his mother instructed him before, but was not feeling penetration just yet strangely enough. All of a sudfen he looked down and saw a giant plane CRASH INTO THE TOWER BELOW HIM!!! Crazy Jew was confused and said " probably just something in my eye." When all of a sudden, George bush was parachuting down to safety, HE DID THIS!!! crazy Jew then took out his sniper rifle, jumped off of the building, and 360 no scoped that motherfucker out of the air. Crazy Jew landed on Richard nixon's huge jugs and Richard stabbed him in the tummy. Only, that wasn't George bush or Richard Nixon... IT WAS FIDEL CASTRO AND KIM JONG UUUUUUN!!?!??!?)🍚🍚. Now you will shark to death!! Says kim. Crazy Jew then says not so fast, and George Washington came out of Jews stomach and started fondling Kim's 2 incher. In the end, the communist trash had been killed, and Jew saved the day.

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