trigger warning: death of bianca and snorting peoples arm ash
it was a great day in the espurrian clan and ylluy was making a potion for yuqxin. it was a backache potion because shes an old grannny who does nothing all day and eats those blue takis that give blue balls. ylluy finished the potion and called for mikhael to go with him because it was a long drive and ylluy didnt wanna be alone. they were about to go inside the car when pie ran outside and yelled "you bitchass hoes forgot to wake me up" so he ran out and went inside the car too. they all drove to yuqxins house and gave her the potion then went back home to find bianca laying on the ground. DEAD. pie immediately got his detective hat but ylluy started getting mad for some damn reason and said "r u really turning detective again shes emo anyway no one cares we have better things to do baby"
pie then answered about how they wanted to know how she died at leadt and they argued back and forth for a while.
mikhael hated to see them fighting and started cryinf but got ignored so he ran away, 5 minutes passed before ylluy and pie realized that he had run away and set out to look for their adored boyfriend. in the woods, they finally found mikhael sitting under a tree asleep with a stick that he had used to fish with in the river nearby because he obviously got hungry or sum idfk. anyways pie and ylluy were wuite relieved and brouhght him home then degraded him once he woke up which made him cry but his cries were so powerful that they knocked ylluy out until morning when he awoke to see thay mikhael had pulled on ylluys genshin account and gotten him sandrone!! pie was outside burying bianca after burning her arm and snorting but buried the rest in a shed where a guinea pig empire was. ylluy and mikhael played genshin with ylluy callinf him an ugly twink every two minutes it was still fun. pie then went inside and they all played animal jam and exchanged rares. pie and ylluy "punished" mikhael for getting scammed by a nine year old but then after that went outside and slept under the stars that were shaped like espurrs. (chi tried to eat the stars and got saved by family of seven)
